Astra Ironwolf
MuffinTheOrphan
Astra Ironwolf
MuffinTheOrphan
Astra Ironwolf
I'm just saying that one Trojan would have solved ALL of the problems in Breaking Dawn!
True, fewer problems would've been around if a condom was used but but no condom would've been needed seeing as logically he wasn't able to get it up.
Even if you suspend your disbelief and suppose that vampires can get erections, Edward had EVERY reason to wear a condom. I mean, a) If he doesn't, there's a chance that his venom will infect Bella. b) Condoms tend to desensitize guys, which is a good thing for Edward given his concerns about hurting Bella.
That's just the thing, I can't suspend my disbelief that he can get an erection. He has no heart beat or blood and even then, he has no heart beat to make the venom circulate.
A) His venom should have turned Bella. Venom doesn't carry DNA, it carries poison.
B) He hurt her anyway, and a condom would've just been melted by his.....pre venom anyway.
Accepting the basic premise of vampirism means accepting that a human being can die and then reanimate with an unquenchable bloodlust. What's the harm in stretching that a bit further and letting vampires have erections?
Also, couple of thoughts:
a) It's mentioned in Breaking Dawn that the venom takes some time to dissolve Bella's contact lenses, so, hypothetically, as long as Edward pulled off the condom really quickly post-climax, it wouldn't have melted.
b) CANNOT believe I'm giving this so much thought
c) Meyer REALLY should have stayed away from explaining vampire biology. All of this venom nonsense takes an already unbelievable situation and puts it solidly in the realm of ridiculousness.
The reason it takes so long to dissolve the contacts is because they're especially designed, triple thick, and meant only to change eye color. Also, the eyes would only have enough film to keep them moist. A regular contact would take minutes to dissolve, but these take about four hours.
However, just a pre-release of venom in a standard condom would be far more concentrated than a, say, 2-3 millimeter film on a surface wider than the melting object. That would be closer to 5-10 ml depending on the person. And going under the assumption that he didn't pull out, that condom would have been dissolved in seconds.
And I'm not going to assume that they manufacture special condoms for themselves. I already feel bad for being able to say this much.