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Tell him about how Alice is secretly changing his whole wardrobe into girly stuff. Oh, by the way, she burned all of his old clothes, and maxed out his credit cards so he can't go back and get replacements.

Jacob is in love him. Deeply and irrecoverably in love with him, and wants him so bad that it's driving him mad!

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Have him meet Dr. Phil for I'm with an Abusive partner
Include Jacob and Bella's father have film proof.

Have him go to a Vampires Anonymous group with Alucard. With Anderson and Buffy as the councilmen.

Tell him that his sparkles are actually cancer. If only :'(

Report him to the Forest Patrol.

Ask him to run up Mt. Everest and then through Antarctica.

Tie him up after filling him with water and make him watch animal documentaries and if he wets himself you will sell Bella to the Voturi.

Have the art Teacher use him as as model in broad daylight. Inform the Voturi.

Give Bella a lethal poison. And tell him that Fat b*****d ate it theres only 1 solution.

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Tell him that his sparkles are actually cancer. If only :'(


Sparkling causes cancer? Oh. My. God. I thought it was a myth.

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Light the pants he wearing on fire.
Tell him Bella is actually a transgender.
Tell him Bella has AIDS and STD.
Travel back in time and sent him into Raccoon City and leave him there when the nuke was about to hit the city.

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Tell him that his sparkles are actually cancer. If only :'(


Sparkling causes cancer? Oh. My. God. I thought it was a myth.

Yes it does the world must know.

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Tell him that his sparkles are actually cancer. If only :'(


Sparkling causes cancer? Oh. My. God. I thought it was a myth.

Yes it does the world must know.


So, if I touch a Cullen or someone like them, I would get cancer?! How do I prevent myself from doing so?

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Amorean_the_Corrupt
NightfallDuet
Amorean_the_Corrupt
Tell him that his sparkles are actually cancer. If only :'(


Sparkling causes cancer? Oh. My. God. I thought it was a myth.

Yes it does the world must know.


So, if I touch a Cullen or someone like them, I would get cancer?! How do I prevent myself from doing so?


I don't know I spoke of him and I have it too save me gonk

Demonic Businesswoman

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NightfallDuet
Amorean_the_Corrupt
NightfallDuet
Amorean_the_Corrupt
Tell him that his sparkles are actually cancer. If only :'(


Sparkling causes cancer? Oh. My. God. I thought it was a myth.

Yes it does the world must know.


So, if I touch a Cullen or someone like them, I would get cancer?! How do I prevent myself from doing so?


I don't know I spoke of him and I have it too save me gonk


HOW DO I DO THAT?! O_O I don't know a cure! gonk

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Amorean_the_Corrupt
NightfallDuet
Amorean_the_Corrupt
NightfallDuet
Amorean_the_Corrupt
Tell him that his sparkles are actually cancer. If only :'(


Sparkling causes cancer? Oh. My. God. I thought it was a myth.

Yes it does the world must know.


So, if I touch a Cullen or someone like them, I would get cancer?! How do I prevent myself from doing so?


I don't know I spoke of him and I have it too save me gonk


HOW DO I DO THAT?! O_O I don't know a cure! gonk

Goodbye cruel world crying crying crying

Demonic Businesswoman

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NightfallDuet
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NightfallDuet
Amorean_the_Corrupt

Yes it does the world must know.


So, if I touch a Cullen or someone like them, I would get cancer?! How do I prevent myself from doing so?


I don't know I spoke of him and I have it too save me gonk


HOW DO I DO THAT?! O_O I don't know a cure! gonk

Goodbye cruel world crying crying crying


DON'T DIE!!!! crying

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Sent him into the Otherworld of Silent Hill.

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Throw him in the Black Hole of Fangirl Zombies. biggrin
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