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Put up wanted posters of him everywhere and label him as rapist.
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Put up wanted posters of him everywhere and label him as rapist.


(Police Man) You are wanted for stalking, trespassing, and threatening to steal Bacon. Do you have anything else to add, Mr. Cullen, before we began the preceding?

(Edward) Hmph, you are just a meer human. Why should I expect anything less from you? You're not really gonna kill little old me, are you?

(Police Man) That is our intention, Mr. Cullen. Now, Dr. Hyde, please prepare the needle.

(Edward) THE NEEDLE?! WHAT THE ******?!

(Dr. Hyde) I'll be my pleasure, Officer Jones. *sticks the needle into Edward's arm, struggling* What the hell? Your body is hard as steel!

(Edward) *smirks* I'm rock-solid, you can't do anything to me.

(Dr. Hyde) I guess we'll have to use the Big Hammer like we did with that Alice girl.

(Police Man) Afraid so. Smith! Get the Big Hammer!

(Other Police Man) RIGHT AWAY, SIR! *goes off*

(Edward) What is the "Big Hammer"? *nervous*

(Dr. Hyde) You'll see my boy, you'll see.

To be continued....
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Here's a couple:
1. Make him play "Man vs. Wild the game".
2. Convince him to drink Jacob's piss Man vs. Wild style.


Ewww....xD

I know. Have you watched "Man vs. Wild"?


Yes I have because my dad watches it every now and then. Have you ever seen the show Survival/Survivor Man?

I've seen parts of it.

If Edward were to play "Man vs. Wild the game", he will ragequit at the first level.
If he were to drink Jacob's piss, it would be lulzy.
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Take 50 points from Hufflepuff
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At random intervals, scream "Aveda Kadavra!" (since we're on a HP crossover kick)

I'd like to convince a kid to go to him dressed as Alice and ask "Would you play with me?" while have her thinking about the attack, "Die for Me!" It may be difficult to accomplish, but could be fun to watch him run from a 10 year old girl.
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force him to watch this:
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Make him sparkle at awkward moments with lumos.
Make him watch "Super Size Me"
Make him watch "Star Wars Christmas"
Make him watch "Ferngully"
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That's what I was gonna go with too. whee

If we're going with a Harry Potter theme, tell him he's being replaced as Quidditch team captain by Hannah Abbott.

If we're doing a different crossover, I'd say tell him Buffy Summers is in the neighborhood.

Star Wars Holiday Special, Cholix? That's the best torture device in the world. Props to you. xd
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Take 50 points from Hufflepuff


NO! TAKE 50 POINTS FROM EDWARD CULLEN! LEAVE HUFFLEPUFF ALONE!

@Emperor: xD Ewww...
Link him to the most obscene sites.
Get Bella to tell him 'guess what i'm thinking' repeatedly
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Fantasize about having sex with him. Apparently he's too gay to like this.
Gives Bella to a group of gang banger and make him watch it while they have their way with her..

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