My husband is not an item, so I guess the item beside him which is a vacuum cleaner. Time to get creative.... it has a hose, long cord, lightweight but heavy enough to do some bashing, probably not more than a few blows before it became clumsy though. xpI could probably fight my way out of a room with it but I'm not taking it on the road with me. winkwhee
well i guess if your husband really loves you he could turn violate and rip the zombies apart with his bare hands to protect his wife. while you use the vacuum cleaner to fight them off and protect him from being bitten. emotion_yatta