What kind of present can a Zombie have this holidays?

[viiggo]

If a zombie had a present for christmas what whould it be?

emotion_zombie
-dear Santa:
I have behaved very bad this year...
So i want this for christmas:

Oh! emotion_jawdrop Now that i forgot
I dont know what to ask you!!!

OH MY!
HELP!

[Madame_Renee]

Dr santa,
I have been very good this year
i ate all my brains and terrorized the towns.
for cristmas this year i want a smart person's brain.
those polititians are ickey.
zom

[Candy Coated Killahz]

lol thats funny XD

[NarcoticGlitter]

Dear Santa,
I have been very bad this year
I lured 47 survivors out of hiding
Sent 22 children to heaven
And decorated 13 homes with sticky entrails
For Christmas I want a bulletproof vest
And a fire resistant suit

[Skry]

BRAAAAAAAAINNNNNNSS

[chicara16]

Dear Santa,
This year I am hoping you will bring me 12 dogs, because I'm on a diet and humans are kinda high in calories, but they taste so good! I know i have been bad this year, but this diet has me on a good start. mrgreen

[momoluvluv]

I know I've been bad sweatdrop but if I get good peoples brains I'll be better! mrgreen

[shadowswhiskers13 -]

Zombie Letter:

Dear Santa,

I know I've been bad all year, but I was hoping to get a katana for X-Mas.
It'll be easier to hunt people that way, even if it's a B-Rated horror flick cliche.

[viiggo]

Carl The zombie:
Dear Santa
I have behaved very well this year, you know why?
Because i have beat my record!!!
I have eaten 65 frozen brains in 2 hours ( before: 64 frozen brains ) THATS A BIG RECORD!

Thats why: this are the things i wish...

A toy brain
The new blood mixer by the Vampire notaryes
A zombie grilfriend
I need people made by you because i dont want to bite normal persons that enyoy their lifes
i WANT a max steel toy because i know that whit his tiny arms he will clean my ears


Thats all...


With heart : Carl the Zombie

[xXVanessa_ValentineXx]

BRAINNSSSS rofl

[viiggo]

In the name of all the zomvbies that could´t get up from their RIPS
Santa is going to give to all the lonly zombies a leg... in orrher to make their lifes Happier.
Claim your leg at barton botique and then trash it or donate it.


Can you help the lonly zombie company?

ATT.: the HLZ (home fr lonley zombiies)

[viiggo]

Home for lonley Zombies HLZ


Hi! Andwelcome to the lonley zombies.
As you know, many zombies are out in the raini streets, because their familyes pushed them out of their habitats, this means, they are hungry, thirsty, cold and sick. Like a dog.
But we made a company in wich we can help them find their perfect place in the world.
This company is named The HLZ. that means home for lonley Zombies.
We have 2.145.397 Zombies in our home. 65% are little kids. We can handle this, but the zombies need a bigger care.

So we want you to make a donation.
Go at the barton botique and buy a leg or a t-shir or something with relationship with zombies. Then, trash it or donate it. You can gift it if one of your friends have seen zombies living near their homes. This donation will be helpful for all the zombies , totalling: 2.145.397 legs or t-shirts (the ones that cost just 5 gaia_gaiagold ). If you want to buy a more xpensive clothes or accesories, you can, but you can waste more your money. If you allready did your donation, please look for this link in The hot topics, The walking dead, Write: HLZ - Home for lonley Zombies - Donations and care.

Thanxs for your pattience

[rise_or_die_trying]

Lol that's funny............BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!