Guys, he's probably just pretending to be "useless" because he's actually a genius Ninja-Pirate, who knows the origins of the zombie-virus because he infiltrated the lab moments after break-out, but he was unable to contain it because his Ninja-sensei was getting murdered by his arch-nemesis who is a space-cowboy, and he had to have a dramatic goodbye to his Ninja-sensei, because his Sensei had to tell him that he saw into the future and the zombie-apocolypse had to happen so that T-Dog could meet the group and stop them from finding out too much about the virus, because the virus was actually created to st--
-Choking sounds-
-Falls to the ground, dead, with a shuriken sticking out of the body.-