Aside from just some really awkward things that are just embarrassing, I don't really have anything 'evil' to confess, Once I was jealous that my cousin got more gifts than I did so I took one, I was like 6. I spied on my SO all the time, but they know that. I guess my biggest confession is that I don't think I could ever really trust anyone.
Not really buying into all this mass hysteria, but no one can predict the future so all I have to confess is anything unholy, shame or sinful that I've done in my past or present I feel great remorse and repent upon my actions. Also if all this is true, I hope the best for mankind during Armageddon.