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Post: 71955395_1 created on Tue, 24 May 2011 16:21:15 +0000
Posted: Tue, 24 May 2011 16:21:15 +0000

Isn't it supposed to be RAPTURE?

Well, anyway, no one knows when it'll happen. The Bible says so.

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Post: 71955395_2 created on Tue, 24 May 2011 16:23:37 +0000
Posted: Tue, 24 May 2011 16:23:37 +0000

Why, Raptor Jesus, of course. He went extinct for your sins, you know. Word was that the raptor was coming on the 21st, but the guy that warned us all was wrong, for nobody can know when the raptor will come. Don't bother locking the door, she's learned how to open them, clever girl. Just, whatever you do, don't go in to the long grass.

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Post: 71955395_3 created on Tue, 24 May 2011 16:25:51 +0000
Posted: Tue, 24 May 2011 16:25:51 +0000

Why do you call Him that??

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Post: 71955395_4 created on Tue, 24 May 2011 16:28:05 +0000
Posted: Tue, 24 May 2011 16:28:05 +0000

Why do I call who what? Raptor Jesus? Because that's his name. Gaia was even wonderful enough to give me a companion in his image.

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Post: 71955395_5 created on Tue, 24 May 2011 16:40:35 +0000
Posted: Tue, 24 May 2011 16:40:35 +0000

Did I answer your inquiries sufficiently?

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Post: 71955395_6 created on Tue, 24 May 2011 19:08:13 +0000
Posted: Tue, 24 May 2011 19:08:13 +0000

Nowhere in the Bible does it say that Jesus was not a raptor.

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Post: 71955395_7 created on Tue, 24 May 2011 19:49:43 +0000
Posted: Tue, 24 May 2011 19:49:43 +0000

the savior one

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Post: 71955395_8 created on Tue, 24 May 2011 20:43:28 +0000
Posted: Tue, 24 May 2011 20:43:28 +0000

Maybe it's the raptor that opens doors? Like the one in Jarasic Park.

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