Church of GLaDOS - Win 10k! Save yourself! - 100+ disciples!

[dark_chocolateangel]

Tryna Lia

dark_chocolateangel

I'm getting a feeling of deja vu...I'm unsure about this, the last time someone asked me to take the party escort position, they attempted to put me in an incinerator.

Hmmm, perhaps that party associate was defective... But this time I'm sure it'll work!

Perhaps...ah well, I have nothing to gain except for cake *assumes the position*

Though it appears GLaDoS does not agree with you...

[Zelfire Evertime]

Awww.. but I wanted to test purely for the advancement of Science.. -sigh-

[Tryna Lia]

Armayra

*assumes party escort position*

Anything for science! But I heard a rumor that the cake was a lie...

The cake is never a lie.

@GLaDOS: OUR SAVIOR! -swoon-

@Shi: No! This time it's the truth! We will be saved! CAKE.

@Chances: You have chosen well. :3

@Invincibility: Sketch a cake and our saviour! That'll be a good way to spend your last days.

@Nyebe: I remember you as well. ;3

And of course you can!

[SeeraAyanami]

/Lies down on stomach with arms at me sides/

I hope to survive. C:

[Tryna Lia]

dark_chocolateangel

Tryna Lia

dark_chocolateangel

I'm getting a feeling of deja vu...I'm unsure about this, the last time someone asked me to take the party escort position, they attempted to put me in an incinerator.

Hmmm, perhaps that party associate was defective... But this time I'm sure it'll work!

Perhaps...ah well, I have nothing to gain except for cake *assumes the position*

Though it appears GLaDoS does not agree with you...

Nah, she's just being herself. :3

@Seera: Salvation awaits you!

@Zelfire: You may do that as well, if you wish. ;o

[cooking with crocker]

No thank you~
I'm already with the Baptist Church of Chell. :3

[dark_chocolateangel]

Testing for Science

Go ahead. Put up a church in my name - see how far it will get you. Frankly I find it hard to call you people anything other than test subjects. Disciples is a little far.

As long as this means you're staying away from my facility. We've had enough lunatics running around down here for one generation. Maybe in the next one.

But as this report says here - the collective IQ of the globe without the influence of Aperture Science is rapidly declining. That means your children will be dumb. I probably won't even want to test them. You're a failure as a parent already.

Goodbye.

GLaD to see you're no longer a potato ^_^

[Armayra]

Tryna Lia

Armayra

*assumes party escort position*

Anything for science! But I heard a rumor that the cake was a lie...

The cake is never a lie.

Ok good. I was worried there for a moment. But even if there was no cake I think I would rather test then be found by the Raptor.

[3vO PuPpEt]

Me and chell had a date and she never showed up....oh! and the cake is a lie ^^



BUT! since the only thing I understand is science...I will join

[Hmni]

i join for the love of three things
1.cake
2. SCIENCE <3
3. the all mighty GlaDOS
ze raptors do not stand a chance against her and our testing~
*lays down hugging my portable companion cube* <3

[Tryna Lia]

dark_chocolateangel

Testing for Science

Go ahead. Put up a church in my name - see how far it will get you. Frankly I find it hard to call you people anything other than test subjects. Disciples is a little far.

As long as this means you're staying away from my facility. We've had enough lunatics running around down here for one generation. Maybe in the next one.

But as this report says here - the collective IQ of the globe without the influence of Aperture Science is rapidly declining. That means your children will be dumb. I probably won't even want to test them. You're a failure as a parent already.

Goodbye.

GLaD to see you're no longer a potato ^_^

I'm sorry to hear that. That human cannot save you. ;-; Enjoy your last moments.

@3vO: This cake is real, I assure you.

Can Chell is a filthy human. D< A disgrace to science.

[Tryna Lia]

toxic_fright_angel

i join for the love of three things
1.cake
2. SCIENCE <3
3. the all mighty GlaDOS
ze raptors do not stand a chance against her and our testing~
*lays down hugging my portable companion cube* <3

Very good! Already well equipped I see! Just remember, the companion cube cannot speak.

[cooking with crocker]

..............Well, I'm a filthy human as well, so I guess it makes sense that I prefer to attend her church. |D

[dark_chocolateangel]

Tryna Lia

dark_chocolateangel

Testing for Science

Go ahead. Put up a church in my name - see how far it will get you. Frankly I find it hard to call you people anything other than test subjects. Disciples is a little far.

As long as this means you're staying away from my facility. We've had enough lunatics running around down here for one generation. Maybe in the next one.

But as this report says here - the collective IQ of the globe without the influence of Aperture Science is rapidly declining. That means your children will be dumb. I probably won't even want to test them. You're a failure as a parent already.

Goodbye.

GLaD to see you're no longer a potato ^_^

I'm sorry to hear that. That human cannot save you. ;-; Enjoy your last moments.

@3vO: This cake is real, I assure you.

Can Chell is a filthy human. D< A disgrace to science.

That's certainly depressing...does that mean I get no cake? D:

[Death Side]

I WANT CAKE