Church of GLaDOS - Win 10k! Save yourself! - 100+ disciples!

[XxRuRux]

Im joining! i want cash munnys to be saved and CAKE!!

[XxRuRux]

lays down with arms on sides* "SAYYYYVVVVEEEE MMMMMEEEE!!! i also want cake and cash munny!" biggrin biggrin

[Tryna Lia]

XxRuRux

lays down with arms on sides* "SAYYYYVVVVEEEE MMMMMEEEE!!! i also want cake and cash munny!" biggrin biggrin

Well, hopefully we'll have plenty more disciples as excited as you to be saved. ;D

[dark_chocolateangel]

I'm getting a feeling of deja vu...I'm unsure about this, the last time someone asked me to take the party escort position, they attempted to put me in an incinerator.

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dark_chocolateangel

I'm getting a feeling of deja vu...I'm unsure about this, the last time someone asked me to take the party escort position, they attempted to put me in an incinerator.

Hmmm, perhaps that party associate was defective... But this time I'm sure it'll work!

[Maxima quo Priscus]

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Only the best at Aperture Laboratories. ;D

@Kiwi: Just as long as you don't try a core swap with it! That would be blasphemy. D:

Oh, no. No no no no no.
Nooooo.
That little moron couldn't swap his way out of a wet paper sack. >.>

[Arc Spectrum]

Also, you may add me to the list. Because someone needs to pick up the Astronauts, Olympians and such for future tests.

[Drawawawa]

-Assumes the party escort position-

[Tryna Lia]

-Kiwi Cannon-

Tryna Lia

Only the best at Aperture Laboratories. ;D

@Kiwi: Just as long as you don't try a core swap with it! That would be blasphemy. D:

Oh, no. No no no no no.
Nooooo.
That little moron couldn't swap his way out of a wet paper sack. >.>

Good. >;3 We wouldn't want our saviour to be stuck in something as stupid as a potato!

@Arc: Will do! You'll see your name up there in the next update. ;D

[Armayra]

*assumes party escort position*

Anything for science! But I heard a rumor that the cake was a lie...

[Testing for Science]

Go ahead. Put up a church in my name - see how far it will get you. Frankly I find it hard to call you people anything other than test subjects. Disciples is a little far.

As long as this means you're staying away from my facility. We've had enough lunatics running around down here for one generation. Maybe in the next one.

But as this report says here - the collective IQ of the globe without the influence of Aperture Science is rapidly declining. That means your children will be dumb. I probably won't even want to test them. You're a failure as a parent already.

Goodbye.

[ShiBaiLing]

GLaDOS lied about cake before and she'll lie again. D8 I didnt get any cake!

[Second --- in --- Chances]

ї ќησω ωką† yσʋˇяε †hїηќїηˇ◦
†ħїs pяσbąbly sσʋη∂s яεhεąяsε∂◦
ї lїkε thε ʋnїvεrsε, bʋt shε mεssεs wїth my wσrds. ї'm nσt
tąlkїng pląnεts σr gąląxїεs, ąnd thε dїstąncε jʋst mąkεs їt wσrsε.
ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡

GASP.

HEART EMOTICON.

[/ASSUMES PARTY ESCORT SUBMISSION POSITION]

ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡
ї lїkε thε ʋnїvεrsε, bʋt shε mεssεs wїth my wσrds. ї'm nσt tąlkїng
pląnεts σr gąląxїεs, ąnd thε dїstąncε jʋst mąkεs їt wσrsε.
Yσʋˇяε †σ†ąlly яїgh†◦
εvεяy ąc†їση ωąs ωεll яεhεąяsε∂◦

[Lifeless Friend]

*sigh* If only my dream was to come true before this date. (I wanted to make video games)
(Sits in a chair, and pulls out a sketchbook and draws.)

[Nyebe]

heey, i remember you! : D


*assumes position*


can has cake too, plox?