Gaians, the end is nigh! In 24 hours the Raptor will descend onto Earth to deliver his Jurassic judgment onto us. But all hope is not lost! Science will be our salvation! There is only one way to avoid the Raptor.
How, you ask? It is simple! As simple as doing nothing at all! Assume the Party Escort Submission Position by lying on your stomach with your arms at your sides. Hopefully a party associate will collect you before the Raptor does. It is then we will be sent on to our glorious future as Aperture test subjects. While the rest of the world is devoured by the Raptor we will test and test and test. For science.
And there will be cake.
Join me, fellow Gaians, and save yourself from the Raptor! Only She can save us!
Glory to science! Glory to testing! Glory to GLaDOS!
But that’s not the only reason to save yourself! The first person to assume the Party Escort Submission Position on page 100 will not only be saved and receive a party and cake, they will also get 10k!
Please note that I don’t appreciate spam as it does break the forum’s rules. All posts in this topic must relate to saving yourself from The Raptor. This forum is for The Raptor. As such, this is why just posting bump or off-topic spam will not be winning you any prize.
Wait, this topic sounds familiar… Well, it might to some of you! I made this topic earlier in the day and decided to expand on it and add a bit of a giveaway. Just something to make the end of the world a little more fun. ;3