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I have just one thing to say about this; I do apologize if I've shattered anyone's world by doing so, but it needs to be said:

The
cake.
Is.
A
lie.
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Just because I'm eccentric....

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Apocalyptic Mouse assumes the position!


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...Doesn't mean I can't be smart.
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Will there be deadly neurotoxin?

If you would like some in your cake, I can try to arrange it. :3

@Banryu: Once, perhaps, but I assure you this cake is most definitely real. ;3

@Angel: All in good time! 4laugh Your cake will be delivered in a matter of hours.

@Burande: A menu will be given to all cake recipients after the Raptor.

@Game: Good spirits! Testing will yield even yummier cakes!

@Siorraidh: I'm not sure if potatoes can be saved...User Image
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Teehee. Well, I think we need to get GLaDOS in here to sing a song because it appears many of us are still alive. ;3

Alive to test.

For science.

And cake.User Image
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Science? Testing?

CAKE?

Well daym, as a microbiology tech, I'm in! Even if the raptor is late. It must not know how to tell time. : <

*assumes the position* biggrin Nothing can possibly go wrong!
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Science? Testing?

CAKE?

Well daym, as a microbiology tech, I'm in! Even if the raptor is late. It must not know how to tell time. : <

*assumes the position* biggrin Nothing can possibly go wrong!

Raptors are pretty prehistoric. It would not surprise me if it wasn't capable of keeping track of time. This is why they're extinct. They are useless creatures. Almost to useless to test.User Image
*starts to assume the party escort position; pauses*
She has Tuxedo Truffle Cake, right...?
...
And I want a sample first. So I know it's not a lie. 8(
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Dapper Gekko

Ah, well let me be more specific.

The Cake is not a lie.
The delicious cake is a lie.


The poison cake is not a lie.
The Cake. <3
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*starts to assume the party escort position; pauses*
She has Tuxedo Truffle Cake, right...?
...
And I want a sample first. So I know it's not a lie. 8(

Unfortunately cake will not be dispensed until after the Raptor leaves, and by then it will be too late for you to be saved. D:

@Blademaster: I won't deny that there may be poison cake.User Image
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Well, Wheatley's still not here yet.
But then again, it doesn't look like the Raptor's coming, so we may not need him.



emo
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NyteSama
*starts to assume the party escort position; pauses*
She has Tuxedo Truffle Cake, right...?
...
And I want a sample first. So I know it's not a lie. 8(

Unfortunately cake will not be dispensed until after the Raptor leaves, and by then it will be too late for you to be saved. D:

@Blademaster: I won't deny that there may be poison cake.User Image


Oh fine, I'll just let myself be taken away by Her for the sake of cake Science. emo
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Well, Wheatley's still not here yet.
But then again, it doesn't look like the Raptor's coming, so we may not need him.



emo

Well, perhaps he'll show up once the Raptor is gone. ;o He could just be scared.

@Nyte: Yay! Another soul saved!

That brings us to over 50 lives being saved by science! Hurrah!User Image
Tryna Lia
-Kiwi Cannon-

Well, Wheatley's still not here yet.
But then again, it doesn't look like the Raptor's coming, so we may not need him.



emo

Well, perhaps he'll show up once the Raptor is gone. ;o He could just be scared.

@Nyte: Yay! Another soul saved!

That brings us to over 50 lives being saved by science! Hurrah!User Image


But only because GLaDOS's voice is teh sex heart
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-Kiwi Cannon-

Well, Wheatley's still not here yet.
But then again, it doesn't look like the Raptor's coming, so we may not need him.



emo

Well, perhaps he'll show up once the Raptor is gone. ;o He could just be scared.

@Nyte: Yay! Another soul saved!

That brings us to over 50 lives being saved by science! Hurrah!User Image


But only because GLaDOS's voice is teh sex heart

I do have to agree, her voice is pleasant to hear. <3User Image

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