Church of GLaDOS - Win 10k! Save yourself! - 100+ disciples!

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Tara2011

-throws self on floor, laughing hysterically-

;P

Wait... I want Cake to...

Survive the coming of the Raptor and you can have all the cake you could want. :3

really? and would be tests to?

[Tryna Lia]

Zer0-Tw0

Hm, on one hand, I get mysteriously stolen away / eaten by a Raptor from the sky...

On the other, I get mysteriously stolen away / killed hundreds, possibly thousands of times during testing for science conducted by a loathing, murderous, psychopathic Artificial Intelligence.

... *Assumes the Party Escort Submission Position*
I <3 GLaDOS.

Wise choice. <3

@LAWL: The beginning of a glorious era of science!

@Amarie: And it will be amazing.

[Death Side]

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Death Side

I WANT TESTS, I WANT CAKE, I WANT PORTALS, I WANT KILL A GLADOS

GASP.

THERE WILL BE NO KILLING OF OUR SAVIOUR. WE WILL PERISH IF NOT FOR HER WELCOMING TESTS.

@Omen: Lovely, aint it? Surely you see that she is our only hope now. :3

@Fallen: Unfortunately, the party associates are only receptive to the specific position.

but why, glados try to kill me

[Tryna Lia]

Death Side

Tryna Lia

Tara2011

-throws self on floor, laughing hysterically-

;P

Wait... I want Cake to...

Survive the coming of the Raptor and you can have all the cake you could want. :3

really? and would be tests to?

There will be many, many tests.

[Death Side]

Tryna Lia

Death Side

Tryna Lia

Tara2011

-throws self on floor, laughing hysterically-

;P

Wait... I want Cake to...

Survive the coming of the Raptor and you can have all the cake you could want. :3

really? and would be tests to?

There will be many, many tests.

o my God, i just need a portal pistol

[Tryna Lia]

Death Side

Tryna Lia

Death Side

I WANT TESTS, I WANT CAKE, I WANT PORTALS, I WANT KILL A GLADOS

GASP.

THERE WILL BE NO KILLING OF OUR SAVIOUR. WE WILL PERISH IF NOT FOR HER WELCOMING TESTS.

@Omen: Lovely, aint it? Surely you see that she is our only hope now. :3

@Fallen: Unfortunately, the party associates are only receptive to the specific position.

but why, glados try to kill me

It's all apart of the tests. It's alright. :3

[Death Side]

Tryna Lia

Death Side

Tryna Lia

Death Side

I WANT TESTS, I WANT CAKE, I WANT PORTALS, I WANT KILL A GLADOS

GASP.

THERE WILL BE NO KILLING OF OUR SAVIOUR. WE WILL PERISH IF NOT FOR HER WELCOMING TESTS.

@Omen: Lovely, aint it? Surely you see that she is our only hope now. :3

@Fallen: Unfortunately, the party associates are only receptive to the specific position.

but why, glados try to kill me

It's all apart of the tests. It's alright. :3

YES, JUST LEFT A COPANION CUBE

[AnimatedRose]

*assumes party escort submission position*
For CAKE Science!

[Futa Waifu]

At first glance, I thought the thread title said "Church of Glabados". xD

[Zer0-Tw0]

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Zer0-Tw0

Hm, on one hand, I get mysteriously stolen away / eaten by a Raptor from the sky...

On the other, I get mysteriously stolen away / killed hundreds, possibly thousands of times during testing for science conducted by a loathing, murderous, psychopathic Artificial Intelligence.

... *Assumes the Party Escort Submission Position*
I <3 GLaDOS.

Wise choice. <3

@LAWL: The beginning of a glorious era of science!

@Amarie: And it will be amazing.

Mhm, mhm, I thought so too.
I mean, I like testing. I love science.
We are saving the world with our advancement! With asbestos and moon-paste!
Plus, I always wanted to give GLaDOS a hug. <3

[Tryna Lia]

AnimatedRose

*assumes party escort submission position*
For CAKE Science!

Science is just as wonderful as cake. They're almost the same thing. <3

@Zer0: Moon paste. <3 I want to brush my teeth with that once we are saved.

@Mydia: Oh my. xDDD

[stripeypirate]

*assumes the party escort position*

[AnimatedRose]

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AnimatedRose

*assumes party escort submission position*
For CAKE Science!

Science is just as wonderful as cake. They're almost the same thing. <3

@Zer0: Moon paste. <3 I want to brush my teeth with that once we are saved.

@Mydia: Oh my. xDDD

Oh yes, I love science almost as much as I love cake. And boy do I love cake! Mmmmmm*strarts drooling* XD

[Tryna Lia]

stripeypirate

*assumes the party escort position*

Another life saved by science. ;D

@Animated: Just don't drool on Aperture testing devices. D:

[Death Side]

i want go to the space