Church of GLaDOS - Win 10k! Save yourself! - 100+ disciples!

[Death Side]

I WANT TESTS, I WANT CAKE, I WANT PORTALS, I WANT KILL A GLADOS

[Fallen Archangel Gabriel]

Party Escort Submission position? Ok...

But why not just bend over, grab your ankles and kiss your, um, backside goodbye? THAT'S submission.

When I go, I'm going kicking and screaming--SIDEWAYS into my box.

[Tryna Lia]

P i r o r i p a r o

..............Well, I'm a filthy human as well, so I guess it makes sense that I prefer to attend her church. |D

I meant that in the sense she is a disgrace to humanity. owo

@Death: Then assume the position!

@Dark: Cake will always be available to those who are alive after The Raptor. :3

[a-bad-omen]

I just beat Portal like two days ago :3

[Death Side]

a-bad-omen

I just beat Portal like two days ago :3

i hate glados for eliminate a caroline

[Tryna Lia]

Death Side

I WANT TESTS, I WANT CAKE, I WANT PORTALS, I WANT KILL A GLADOS

GASP.

THERE WILL BE NO KILLING OF OUR SAVIOUR. WE WILL PERISH IF NOT FOR HER WELCOMING TESTS.

@Omen: Lovely, aint it? Surely you see that she is our only hope now. :3

@Fallen: Unfortunately, the party associates are only receptive to the specific position.

[Tara2011]

-throws self on floor, laughing hysterically-

;P

Wait... I want Cake to...

[Testing for Science]

dark_chocolateangel

GLaD to see you're no longer a potato ^_^

Did you know I've developed a list of punishments for those who reference my time as a potato?

I bet you didn't know that.

Did you also know that, while you'll never be important enough to enroll into the test centre proper, we will cordially invite you to attend a one hour seminar to learn of your fate.

[Death Side]

IS THE END FOR THE CIENCIES

[Tryna Lia]

Tara2011

-throws self on floor, laughing hysterically-

;P

Wait... I want Cake to...

Survive the coming of the Raptor and you can have all the cake you could want. :3

[Amarie Estel]

There will be cake? eek It'll be the end of the world, indeed.

[LAWLKatze]

Nothing shall save us when the Raptor comes. It is inevitable.

But, brothers and sisters, you need not fear...indeed, we should celebrate! For the is not only the end, but as well the beginning.

[Testing for Science]

P i r o r i p a r o

No thank you~
I'm already with the Baptist Church of Chell. :3

I am essentially the largest source of information ever created.

That means I have a lot of words inside me. Lots and lots of word.

There are not enough words to describe the negative things I think about you right now.

Does that make you happy? I bet it does. That's what your problem is. That's what her problem is.

[Zer0-Tw0]

Hm, on one hand, I get mysteriously stolen away / eaten by a Raptor from the sky...

On the other, I get mysteriously stolen away / killed hundreds, possibly thousands of times during testing for science conducted by a loathing, murderous, psychopathic Artificial Intelligence.

... *Assumes the Party Escort Submission Position*
I <3 GLaDOS.

[dark_chocolateangel]

Testing for Science

dark_chocolateangel

GLaD to see you're no longer a potato ^_^

Did you know I've developed a list of punishments for those who reference my time as a potato?

I bet you didn't know that.

Did you also know that, while you'll never be important enough to enroll into the test centre proper, we will cordially invite you to attend a one hour seminar to learn of your fate.

No, no I did not. It doesnt matter anyways, at worst I'll be subjected to deadly neurotoxins that will kill me.

And I'm glad to be invited, it would be an honor to attend.