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Gaians, the end is nigh! In 24 hours the Raptor will descend onto Earth to deliver his Jurassic judgment onto us. But all hope is not lost! Science will be our salvation! There is only one way to avoid the Raptor.

How, you ask? It is simple! As simple as doing nothing at all! Assume the Party Escort Submission Position by lying on your stomach with your arms at your sides. Hopefully a party associate will collect you before the Raptor does. It is then we will be sent on to our glorious future as Aperture test subjects. While the rest of the world is devoured by the Raptor we will test and test and test. For science.

And there will be cake.

Join me, fellow Gaians, and save yourself from the Raptor! Only She can save us!

Glory to science! Glory to testing! Glory to GLaDOS!

But that’s not the only reason to save yourself! The first person to assume the Party Escort Submission Position on page 100 will not only be saved and receive a party and cake, they will also get 10k!

Please note that I don’t appreciate spam as it does break the forum’s rules. All posts in this topic must relate to saving yourself from The Raptor. This forum is for The Raptor. As such, this is why just posting bump or off-topic spam will not be winning you any prize.

Wait, this topic sounds familiar… Well, it might to some of you! I made this topic earlier in the day and decided to expand on it and add a bit of a giveaway. Just something to make the end of the world a little more fun. ;3
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Disciples of GLaDOS: (and receivers of cake and a party)

1. Tryna Lia
2. Host Dunkelheit
3. UnsureConsultingDetective
4. Kaedeus
5. Zelfire Evertime
6. Bla-roth
7. White Flag Idiot
8. iAyra Lamia
9. Kill Hybrid
10. -Kiwi Cannon-
11. KittyfootKeychain
12. Hyunah
13. Zarael Nubia
14. J of The Wind
15. XxRuRux
16. Arc Spectrum
17. Armayra
18. Second --- in --- Chances
19. Nyebe
20. dark_chocolateangel
21. 3vO PuPpEt
22. toxic_fright_angel
23. Tara2011
24. Zer0-Tw0
25. AnimatedRose
26. stripeypirate
27. gwim weapah
28. Ethos of Antiquity
29. Krysalid
30. xXDark_RepriseXx
31. Controversial Conspiracy
32. Pelvic Harassment
33. honshu_lee
34. AnkeaEnkeli
35. JoineTheGreat
36. Cosplay Girls in Games
37. Jexdane
38. gwim weapah
39. x Lacy
40. Chromatic Bird
41. Yami no Sakura
42. Minerva Kinamoto
43. rocklee jackspicerfangirl
44. Alyzilla
45. KawaiiPankake
46. Robotic RaptorXtreme
47. game_freak2013
48. Angel is Life for Real
49. Apocalyptic Mouse
50. Alteiriaa
51. NyteSama
52. Maril951
53. Noelle_Nightflower
54. Seriika
55. The Climax
56. Lordy Gee
57. Neil Pilgrim
58. Impie Etre
59. Shirtless Ben
60. Scythe the Seraphim.
61. Cheshire 2011
62. dragonflame3333
63. iSurrender - Italy
64. .F r u t i e P o p.
65. XxVinceyNoir13xX
66. The Infinite Space
67. allmostanyone
68. Color-Me-Suicide
69. Bloody Vindicta
70. Sunday Princess
71. jameesy
72. tothepark
73. Saint_and_Sinners
74. Little Italian Devil
75. Shimo Kamu
76. ominousfantasy
77. Alec Vincent
78. Alias Facade
79. H a r u P a n
80. lXlv-Azn_Riflez-vlXl
81. XxBlissful_TearsxX
82. UntoldFutures
83. Time_for_you_to_die
84. Tsarkel
85. Neko girl jade
86. RoninMoro
87. M y Tr ue Li g ht
88. Dame Helvete
89. Yumi Touma
90. Riyoushi Bloodfire
91. OMGTMI
92. Misty L Lake
93. Mistress of the Night Sky
94. Dahlia the Sluagh
95. vincent76
96. Ranusha
97. Mal Shaded
98. XDmaster4
99. -B-u-b-b-l-e_ T- 3
100. JD2008xx
101. The Harmonic Unicorn
102. SuperZadey
103. Britisch Milchbrotchen
104. daltonnom13
105. PeeAllYouCan
106. JrScythe
107. Scabbed Seraph
108. MoonSoul2
109. Hidan is a Beast
110. Neon Graffiti
111. Hyper_Kenny_1991
112. -l-DOTA-l-
113. Drazilly
114. xx..Badwolf..xx
115. ChibiLlama4
116. SilentAssissin34
117. Teh Jenova Project
118. fluffychama
119. legendhearts
120. IIMikuruII
121. Blitz Jax
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Okay, now you may all proceed to save yourselves!

-throws self to ground- :3User Image
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Oooh~ No one wants to save themselves? That makes me frown! I don't want to be alone when the Raptor comes. :3User Image
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-Assumes the party escort position-
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Host Dunkelheit
-Assumes the party escort position-

Huzzah! Someone has seen the light! May a party associate claim you before The Raptor does!User Image
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Tryna Lia
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Huzzah! Someone has seen the light! May a party associate claim you before The Raptor does!User Image


Hopefully! I want me some cake. Cake is good.
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I'll survive
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-Assumes the party escort position-

Huzzah! Someone has seen the light! May a party associate claim you before The Raptor does!User Image


Hopefully! I want me some cake. Cake is good.

Cake is always good. Cake is our prize for escaping The Raptor. >;3 What cake would you like upon salvation?

And shall I add you as a disciple and believer? :3User Image
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Tryna Lia
Gaians, the end is nigh! In 24 hours the Raptor will descend onto Earth to deliver his Jurassic judgment onto us. But all hope is not lost! Science will be our salvation! There is only one way to avoid the Raptor.

How, you ask? It is simple! As simple as doing nothing at all! Assume the Party Escort Submission Position by lying on your stomach with your arms at your sides. Hopefully a party associate will collect you before the Raptor does. It is then we will be sent on to our glorious future as Aperture test subjects. While the rest of the world is devoured by the Raptor we will test and test and test. For science.

And there will be cake.

Join me, fellow Gaians, and save yourself from the Raptor! Only She can save us!

Glory to science! Glory to testing! Glory to GLaDOS!

But that’s not the only reason to save yourself! The first person to assume the Party Escort Submission Position on page 100 will not only be saved and receive a party and cake, they will also get 10k!

Please note that I don’t appreciate spam as it does break the forum’s rules. All posts in this topic must relate to saving yourself from The Raptor. This forum is for The Raptor. As such, this is why just posting bump or off-topic spam will not be winning you any prize.

Wait, this topic sounds familiar… Well, it might to some of you! I made this topic earlier in the day and decided to expand on it and add a bit of a giveaway. Just something to make the end of the world a little more fun. ;3

AHH
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>;/ You appear to have the form of a raptor. Are you one of his minions? We shall triumph! The cake will be ours! All ours!User Image
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I'll survive

>;/ You appear to have the form of a raptor. Are you one of his minions? We shall triumph! The cake will be ours! All ours!User Image


I'm kinda half and half on the situation
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*Lies Down on Stomach With Arms at Her Sides*
"May I Have Cake Now?"
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AHH

Fear not, Gaian! I have come to spread the word of our mecha guardian angel! Just assume the Party Escort Submissive Position and you will be safe!User Image
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*Lies Down on Stomach With Arms at Her Sides*
"May I Have Cake Now?"

When we have survived The Raptor and make it safely to Aperture Laboratories you may have all the cake you could ever eat!User Image

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