Thank you for your interest in Gro-Gain Max! To take part in our first human trials, just post in this thread. Please be aware that while Gro-Gain Max is totally safe, the Gro-Gain Max company hereby, um, you know-- by agreeing to this trial, we do the legal thing where you can't blame us if anything goes wrong*.
To take part in the trial, just reply to this thread!
* Gro-Gain Max may cause minor side effects, including nausea, upset stomach, headache, temporary fatigue, joint pain, disorientation, hairmouth, nocturnal triumph, sensitivity to sound, bowel cramping, the giggles, lecherous leg syndrome, oral burpies, inappropriate truthfulness, day terrors, lycanthropy, migraine, flat affect, tenderness, tingling in the extremities, dizziness and irregular heartbeat. Please consult your doctor if these side effects become intense, unbearable or permanent. Do not discontinue use of Gro-Gain Max.