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- Posted: Sun, 13 Nov 2011 06:33:59 +0000
E v e r - C r a z e
E v e r - C r a z e
E v e r - C r a z e
Then I fear thinking up moving away will go unpunished, unless you count death and the million little horrors of living.
It's...it's his teddy now...excuse me, there's something in my eye.....A TEAR!!!
Until I get that job making kids unhappy, there's no reason to do it. Seriously, I dropped off that application months ago and they're never called me back about it. What is the hold-up!?
Oh, these are no mere strippers! For one thing, strippers strip and then do nothing with the arousal they've created in you. But the people Gaia sends over...also do nothing. But they get insulted if you call them strippers and because mine is still here, I won't do so.
There's not a damn thing wrong with wanting a strip-....an achievement celebration representative of your very own.
*sigh* I suppose life and death is punishment enough. I hope they lived far, far away from any of their friends, though.
The teddy is still loyal to you at heart. Once a teddy's person, always a teddy's person. He now just has more than one person. I'm sorry your child-displeasing job application got ignored, by the way. That's not cool. If I didn't want to raise a little gremlin or two of my own some day, I'd apply for that job.
Oh, my apologies. I'm sorry if I offended your stri--I mean, erm, your representative whom lacks proper clothing. I still want my achievement, though. you should ask them if they could send over a friend.
They did. I looked it up on Wikipedia and it turns out the person's name was Sir Frances Reginald Doyle Movensteen (1898-1975). He had many friends but he had borrowed a lot of money from them and didn't feel like paying them back so he fled to Brittingham, England from Frenchyton, France in the spring of 1930. Nobody had ever heard of moving far from friends so he was presumed dead until his new job, traveling Jitterbug instructor, led him back to Frenchyton one fateful summer. As his friends cornered him, he spun a wond'rous yarn about travel and putting his property into a house far away. They were mystified but more than that, they beat him up for trying to escape his debt.
So he was also beaten up by his friends, in addition to living and dying.
You're right. Why did I ever give him away to someone who likes to yell "FIRE, FIRE, FIRE!!!" in a weird, gravelly voice despite having never seen a frame of Beavis and Butt-Head?
Me and my brother took care of my two nephews for a couple days recently. Which is why I ask: why in the world would you want to have children? Or did you mean actual gremlins? That would be cool. Teach them the best parts of the plane to sabotage, show them how to find out which flight William Shatner is on and how to walk on the wings.
I did, but she thought I was trying to get her into a threesome so she smacked me. Wait, did you mean for you?
GOOD! FRANCES DESERVED IT AND MORE! MUCH, MUCH MORE! evil
Oh gawsh, that sounds obnoxious. My little brother, Christopher, likes speaking in Simlish and screaming things like "Fire," "I'm going to kill you," "I'm calling the cops on you," and the like. He autistic, with anger management issues to top it off. In all honesty, I think I deserve to be thrown in the loony bin for wanting kids, so I wouldn't suggest asking me to rationalize it. Gremlins DO sound fun to raise..... hmmm..... I may go for them instead of children. ^_^
XD Yes, I meant for me. AND THEY BETTER BRING ME MY ACHIEVEMENT POINTS! Pwease? emotion_kirakira
Word. Now, I don't want to judge someone based on their offspring's mistakes, but Frances was a son of a b***h. But then, I moved away from the town I was born in too. Ah, but I would have figured out to do it without him.
Speaking in what?
Sounds like a thrill to be around.
Maybe it's just a thing women get at some point.
Gremlins are easy. Just feed the mogwai after midnight, then let their instincts take over. They'll know what to do.
If it were up to me, there would already be some naked guy in your house right now, moving his hips back and forth chanting "waggle-waggle". Mmmmmaybe it's best that it isn't up to me.
Hmmm..... I'll have to forgive you for that. WAIT! Did you abandon people in this previous town of yours?
Simlish. It's the language of Sims. Christopher picks up on their phrases and goes around speaking it. *sigh* What am I going to do with that boy?
I will do no such thing! Feeding the mogwai after midnight makes them go all crazy..... o,..,o They will multiply...... and multiply.... and TAKE OVER THE WORLD! So I'll pass, thank you very much.
It probably is a good thing it isn't up to you. There would most likely be crime and punishment involved if if were.
Not really. My brother came with me and my mom and sister call at least twice a week. So I'm not around them but I didn't abandon them either.
Ah. Nonsense, then.
The rats in the bag aren't quite full yet...just sayin'....
That's getting them wet, about which I could make a dirty joke but won't.
Besides, what if you get all pregnant and stuff and it turns out to be quintuplets? Thats also out of control multiplying and they might not take over the world, but it'll sure seem that way to you.
I was only trying to help...