*and there goes his internal organs, bruised and battered. Wheezes and coughs as he tries NOT to revisit his last meal, which consisted of Babe Ruth bars* Dude, what the hell? Stomach, not for bouncing. Ow.
*then grabbed by Jack and ohmigosh his inner fanboy squees mentally in his head. But whoa, hey! Guns pointing at his... Well, they're not quite friends, but pointing a hun at them is bad* Hey, what?! No. Bad. No pointing guns at 'em! I know them. Eh... Sorta. At least, most of 'em. Don't know that one. *points one in the crowd* They're kinda stalking me, but they're been good so far besides the "eating my cat" incident. So, can you put the gun down? Please? Please? Please? gonk