ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Choose your group of GDers

[God-the-almighty]

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But its easier to outrun those brains if the bodies they are in are fat and get winded easily

Or you could pick me, I'm crippled.

I dont know, I would have to find a broom stick to put in the wheels of your chair and that could slow me down

I come with a cane.

How convenient, I change my answer then to nine fat people and the cripple

I'm a fat cripple, no need to lower your standards.

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God-the-almighty

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But its easier to outrun those brains if the bodies they are in are fat and get winded easily

Or you could pick me, I'm crippled.

I dont know, I would have to find a broom stick to put in the wheels of your chair and that could slow me down

I come with a cane.

How convenient, I change my answer then to nine fat people and the cripple

I'm a fat cripple, no need to lower your standards.

Even better, its like two in one

[God-the-almighty]

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I dont know, I would have to find a broom stick to put in the wheels of your chair and that could slow me down

I come with a cane.

How convenient, I change my answer then to nine fat people and the cripple

I'm a fat cripple, no need to lower your standards.

Even better, its like two in one

There you go.

[Gnarlington]

Pretty much goes like this.

If you didn't add me to your group you might as well be dead. Just sayin'.

[SWFTWLF]

Y'know, I would actually wager not all fat people would die in the zombie apocalypse. At least not everyone within the 200-300 range that lived in the South / Mid-West and literally has a gun-rack with a gun-rack on it, lots of isolated land between them and larger cities, etc.

"Herds" happen sure but they're probably about as likely as a random zombie popping by your house miles away from the nearest gas station much less city.

So they wouldn't die unless it was by their own terms, from being idiots, or just from starving to death which they won't because they're fat and so long as the water works they'll live for over a month.

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SWFTWLF

Y'know, I would actually wager not all fat people would die in the zombie apocalypse. At least not everyone within the 200-300 range that lived in the South / Mid-West and literally has a gun-rack with a gun-rack on it, lots of isolated land between them and larger cities, etc.

"Herds" happen sure but they're probably about as likely as a random zombie popping by your house miles away from the nearest gas station much less city.

So they wouldn't die unless it was by their own terms, from being idiots, or just from starving to death which they won't because they're fat and so long as the water works they'll live for over a month.

Unless they get "Otis'd"

[W h o r e i z o n]

Oh boy.
Id choose:
Ash & Naby because they could deff kick a**.
Carly because she is pretty and I need a girl with me.
iiAppleCider because I need another gay guy, sex duh.
Kiki because I love her.
And with 2 girls and 2 straight guys; everyone is happy.
Uhhhhhmmmm.
I think thats it.
I could kick zombie a** myself.
So everyone else can just fend for themselves.

[Free Candy In My Van]

when they come. im heading to Wisconsin.

[Electronic Arts]

ava-xx

all the army people that are in here lol because they'd own.
and organicthunderz, because he's my fave

wow what about me neutral

[farts is moved]

mitchell hilton

none of them

[DB055]

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The ten fattest ******** here, Im going to need bait/sacrifices if Im going to make it through

you and the fat ******** you find

[Electronic Arts]

desperate for a tentv0

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The ten fattest ******** here, Im going to need bait/sacrifices if Im going to make it through

you and the fat ******** you find

rofl rofl

[SWFTWLF]

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SWFTWLF

Y'know, I would actually wager not all fat people would die in the zombie apocalypse. At least not everyone within the 200-300 range that lived in the South / Mid-West and literally has a gun-rack with a gun-rack on it, lots of isolated land between them and larger cities, etc.

"Herds" happen sure but they're probably about as likely as a random zombie popping by your house miles away from the nearest gas station much less city.

So they wouldn't die unless it was by their own terms, from being idiots, or just from starving to death which they won't because they're fat and so long as the water works they'll live for over a month.

Unless they get "Otis'd"

LOL Fat Otis.

In the comics Otis looked more like Daryl and the only reason he died was because he was an idiot. lol rednecks.

[El Koopitan]

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El Koopitan

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El Koopitan

Headshots first, whiskey second.
s**t, rule number one always shoot sober.
See what i mean.

I'm Irish, we never shoot sober.

Plus who said I'd be drinking while I was shooting? My gun kicks and steady aim requires both hands.

I like how you think, but nah drinking or sober I'd wager I'll still hit more zeds. Best believe I would rather them stay dead than me become dead.

You best be Columbus while I be Tallahassee with that attitude about my terms.

The bitchniess is killing me.
Columbus?
Really?
Id be Tallahassee with a vajay and knives instead of guns kk

Knives are nice but could potentially lead to an infection via pores, open wounds, etc.. Something with a little longer reach like, say, a bat or a machete, offer the same none-bullet options and keep things at a distance.

.. no.
I like knives.
ninja

[A Deer In Headlights]

Sergei B Simonov. (Kinda ex-GDer?)
Because he has guns and knows how to use them, take them apart, this and that.
& It's easier to survive in a smaller group.
Ofc reproduction would be in place~

Oh...and Halabred.
I need my geek buddy to talk to, lol.