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what about a platypus-taser? one in the shape of a platypus?
everyone would buy that!
i like getting walkie-talkie and driving around - i do it with my grandparents when im over there, you can pick up on so many conversations
cool
does that make me a creepy stalkerish person?
possibly.
the mighty boosh is incredibly strange.
characters range from a guy with a head made out of cheese and mod wolves to a transexual mer-man who wears a tutu.
i swear it is 16 episodes of pure joygasm.
I think I just had a joygasm at the thought of a playtpus shaped taser.
I think I have a new summer project!
Walkie talkies are horribly entertaining.
I remember back in middle school we went on a field trip and were required to carry walkie talkies so we didn't get raped or something.
And we'd pick up other people's frequencies and just start talking crazy.
It's only the tiniest bit creepy stalkerish.
But we can't all be winners.
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I NEED TO WATCH THIS SHOW!
have fun with your summer project.
im not on my holidays till mid-july D:
stupid damn country.
our school would never give us walkie-talkies.
they dont trust us D:
we went on a school trip two weeks ago to paris.
it was amazing, we practically raped every guy in a disney suit we saw.
i dont think disneyland was ready for us.
besides, theres nothing wrong with a little bit of stalkering.
i think.
oh well
xd
the boosh is the sex. srsly.
you have to watch the legend of old gregg.
he is so awesome
xd
You don't go on holiday until mid-july?
*LE GASP*
That's horrible!
But.
How long does your holiday last?
Does it all balance out?
XDXD
Yeah.
Frankly, I'm surprised we got the walkie talkies.
My classmates are less than reliable people.
School trips are amazing.
I think we're going on two next year.
Disneyland, CA.
And New York.
Plus we have Band camp.
Which has never gone over well.
Some kid stabbed himself through the foot with a pitchfork.
True story.
And last year I completely destroyed my dorm.
Even broke the door off the refrigerator.
You guys were assaulting the Disney costumed people?
xd
That is so hardcore.
I don't think Disneyland is ready for most teenagers.
We're unpredictable and horribly jazztastic.
xd
i somehow managed to break the bathroom floor in our hotel room.
i swear it was the tiles fault. not mine.
xd
hold on a sec. i need to open a window.
my sister and her friends went crazy on perfume and now our house smells like a french brothel.
damn her and her social life.
we get five to five and a half weeks holiday, but we just got a week off last week.
we have an american teacher in our school thats always complaining about it
xd
i think disneyland got its own back on us though.
i got stuck on a ride for 10 minutes next to my incredibly nymphy friend.
he and it was a nightmare.
it was worth it though, because some of these girls i hate at school were on the rock and roller coaster broke.
bwhahahaha.
a memory that will stick with me till the grave:
my friend drank too much coffee and it kind of expelled itself out of both ends while someone was in the shower.
god knows why she was naked at the time, but all i know it was on the floor about a foot from my pillow.
the smell and sight will stay with me forever, plus hearing her scream from the other end of the hotel
LET ME IN THE SHOWER IVE GOT s**t RUNNING DOWN MY LEGS.
poor, hilarious, girl.
she cant live that down anymore, we make too many jokes about it round her now.
xd
In my hotel in California.
The first night there, I got really irritated and kicked the trashcan.
It went flying at hit the wall, actually denting it, and removing some of the wallpaper.
I BLAME THE ARCHITECTS FOR THEIR POOR CONSTRUCTION SKILLS.
Ugh.
Perfume.
Too much perfume is like death.
Seriously.
I woulda run after her with a bottle of fabric freshener, and a face mask on screaming "BABY PROSTITUTE!"
No idea what good that would do.
It just sounded fun. XD
Only five weeks?
Wow.
I'm off from around May 20-August 16th.
Something like that.
It's roughly 3 months.
Oh lord.
Last time I was at Disneyland.
I got conned into riding "It's a Small World."
And that ******** broke down.
Right in the room near the end where everyone's singing in a different language.
I wanted to kill myself.
And Pirates of the Caribbean was like backupapalooza.
It's always funny when bad things happen to people you don't like. XD
That would have totally made my entire vacation.
THAT POOR GIRL.
I don't even want to know how that happened.
But wow.
That is definitely something that would linger.
One of my favorite memories of Cali was the fact that I made like 15 people watch Go! Diego! Go!
And I made them enjoy it too.
At like 6 in the a.m. everyone was in my room watching kiddie TV.
And clapping along with it and shizz.
It was beautiful.
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