"Your favorite infomercial is on!" I'll get the popcorn!"

They sun is a mass of incandescent gas.

A gigantic nuclear furnace.	100.0%	[ 93 ]
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[Faerie Dreams]

Synthesized Girl

` a u d i o p h i l e

Synthesized Girl

Hanna Panda

Where I live, at night- there's all these phone-sex commercials.

"We have hot, horny girls just waiting to talk to you"

Meh, I was sick with the flu, could not sleep, and all I get on TV is half naked Russian chicks.

God.

I am so sorry!
The phone sex commercials are the worst. :[

I've been tempted to call one of those numbers though...
I thought it would be hilarious to just act like a complete and total jackass.

i've done that and it is vaiir funny. i was being a dirty irish priest.

You are officially my hero. xd

How did the half naked Russian chicks like some dirty Irish lurrrvvvvv?

I personally like trying to sex up telemarketers.
My goal is to get them to hang up on ME.

We lied, We can't go on

I don't think telemarketers ever hang up
once they called my brother and they asked if he was there and he was like "no he died, this is his brother cleaning out his house" and then the telemarketer was like "oh, then would you like to buy blah blah blah..."

telemarketers have no feelings, ha ha ha

This is the time and this is the place to be alive

[Winter Morning]

Faerie Dreams

Hanna Panda

Where I live, at night- there's all these phone-sex commercials.

"We have hot, horny girls just waiting to talk to you"

Meh, I was sick with the flu, could not sleep, and all I get on TV is half naked Russian chicks.

God.

We lied, We can't go on

I hate those gonk

but where I live they also have gay phone sex commercials.."interactive male"


don't you just love TV at 3 in the morning xd

This is the time and this is the place to be alive

LMAO.
"interactive male"...

[Oh that Emily]

Kuraniko

during the summer, my room is a death zone and I dont even spend that much time in it.

its....really messy. And I would clean it because we have all this new free time but:

spiders. ants. other unpleasent bugs.

gonk

Oh dear!
That's terrible!
BUGS?
gonk

EEEEK.

How did that happen?

[lneeda Manzel]

Whatever some of those infommercial hosts have,
I want some. rolleyes

That's all I have to say..


@OnTopic: I'd have to say.. I usually stay up all night and sleep all day.

[Chickabiddy]

Synthesized Girl

I walked into a Burger King and actually said, “This place is made of fail.”

win.


ANYWAY
I've been doing like NOTHING with my summer lol.
And I have another month of nothing before I go somewhere for a week.
Best. Week. Ever.

[` a u d i o p h i l e]

Synthesized Girl

` a u d i o p h i l e

Synthesized Girl

` a u d i o p h i l e

Synthesized Girl

Hanna Panda

Where I live, at night- there's all these phone-sex commercials.

"We have hot, horny girls just waiting to talk to you"

Meh, I was sick with the flu, could not sleep, and all I get on TV is half naked Russian chicks.

God.

I am so sorry!
The phone sex commercials are the worst. :[

I've been tempted to call one of those numbers though...
I thought it would be hilarious to just act like a complete and total jackass.

i've done that and it is vaiir funny. i was being a dirty irish priest.

You are officially my hero. xd

How did the half naked Russian chicks like some dirty Irish lurrrvvvvv?

I personally like trying to sex up telemarketers.
My goal is to get them to hang up on ME.

russian chick hung up on me! o=

if you ask those guys how you can help them they get confused.
especially if you ask them to go out to dinner with them or ask them to be your new bestfriend.
xd

She hung up on you?
That's horrible!
I'd have tracked that b***h down and slapped her.

Ohgod I know.
I actually almost feel bad for telemarketers.
They take so much abuse from us.

There was this one guy I was talking to.
And I just went into this rant about being the Poke master.
And when he didn't believe me I just started screaming "PI PIKA PIKACHU!"

Needless to say that guy never called my house again.

i know!
that cold blooded whore!

as awful as it is to telemarketers, they really shouldnt be calling bored teens to sell them gas.
i started screaming at him
MAYBE I LIKE PAYING THROUGH THE NOSE FOR GAS!
after all, its quality im after sir.
I CAN SAVE 47P!?!?! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO TO START WITH?! OH MY GOD! SIGN ME UP! IM SO GLAD YOU CALLED! YOUVE CHANGED MY LIFE! YOURE MY BEST FRIEND!

weirdly enough, they didnt call me back either o=
i wonder why.

[Oh that Emily]

Faerie Dreams

Synthesized Girl

` a u d i o p h i l e

Synthesized Girl

Hanna Panda

Where I live, at night- there's all these phone-sex commercials.

"We have hot, horny girls just waiting to talk to you"

Meh, I was sick with the flu, could not sleep, and all I get on TV is half naked Russian chicks.

God.

I am so sorry!
The phone sex commercials are the worst. :[

I've been tempted to call one of those numbers though...
I thought it would be hilarious to just act like a complete and total jackass.

i've done that and it is vaiir funny. i was being a dirty irish priest.

You are officially my hero. xd

How did the half naked Russian chicks like some dirty Irish lurrrvvvvv?

I personally like trying to sex up telemarketers.
My goal is to get them to hang up on ME.

We lied, We can't go on

I don't think telemarketers ever hang up
once they called my brother and they asked if he was there and he was like "no he died, this is his brother cleaning out his house" and then the telemarketer was like "oh, then would you like to buy blah blah blah..."

telemarketers have no feelings, ha ha ha

This is the time and this is the place to be alive

Ohmygosh!
Are you serious?

I'd sue.
Emotional trauma or something of the sort!

I see a huge money making opportunity here.

[Kuraniko]

Synthesized Girl

Kuraniko

during the summer, my room is a death zone and I dont even spend that much time in it.

its....really messy. And I would clean it because we have all this new free time but:

spiders. ants. other unpleasent bugs.

gonk

Oh dear!
That's terrible!
BUGS?
gonk

EEEEK.

How did that happen?

My window...

its not sealed right...I use to stuff wet tissue paper in all the holes I could find but they just kept finding more holes!!!

D'<

First it was the ants, then spiders came, then...god knows what

last night I was sitting on my bed sobbing because I killed 3 spiders

i knew there were more

gonk

[im deathly afraid of spiders]

[Oh that Emily]

` a u d i o p h i l e

Synthesized Girl

` a u d i o p h i l e

Synthesized Girl

` a u d i o p h i l e

i've done that and it is vaiir funny. i was being a dirty irish priest.

You are officially my hero. xd

How did the half naked Russian chicks like some dirty Irish lurrrvvvvv?

I personally like trying to sex up telemarketers.
My goal is to get them to hang up on ME.

russian chick hung up on me! o=

if you ask those guys how you can help them they get confused.
especially if you ask them to go out to dinner with them or ask them to be your new bestfriend.
xd

She hung up on you?
That's horrible!
I'd have tracked that b***h down and slapped her.

Ohgod I know.
I actually almost feel bad for telemarketers.
They take so much abuse from us.

There was this one guy I was talking to.
And I just went into this rant about being the Poke master.
And when he didn't believe me I just started screaming "PI PIKA PIKACHU!"

Needless to say that guy never called my house again.

i know!
that cold blooded whore!

as awful as it is to telemarketers, they really shouldnt be calling bored teens to sell them gas.
i started screaming at him
MAYBE I LIKE PAYING THROUGH THE NOSE FOR GAS!
after all, its quality im after sir.
I CAN SAVE 47P!?!?! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO TO START WITH?! OH MY GOD! SIGN ME UP! IM SO GLAD YOU CALLED! YOUVE CHANGED MY LIFE! YOURE MY BEST FRIEND!

weirdly enough, they didnt call me back either o=
i wonder why.

xd
That probably went down in history as the greatest phone conversation ever.

It's awful at my house though.
My mom absolutely refuses to take any phone calls.
I'm under the impression that she went and racked up a ton of debt.
And is now blatantly avoiding the collectors.
So not only do I get my average telemarketers.
I get angry money collectors.
It's exciting!

I don't understand why they don't call back though.
I mean if I was a telemarketer, I'd be thrilled to have someone who was actually moderately enthused about something.
Most people blatantly hang up the phone without saying anything.

We make it interesting.

[Kuraniko]

Most common thing I hear when I pick up the phone...

"This is not a sales call...."

[Oh that Emily]

Kuraniko

Synthesized Girl

Kuraniko

during the summer, my room is a death zone and I dont even spend that much time in it.

its....really messy. And I would clean it because we have all this new free time but:

spiders. ants. other unpleasent bugs.

gonk

Oh dear!
That's terrible!
BUGS?
gonk

EEEEK.

How did that happen?

My window...

its not sealed right...I use to stuff wet tissue paper in all the holes I could find but they just kept finding more holes!!!

D'<

First it was the ants, then spiders came, then...god knows what

last night I was sitting on my bed sobbing because I killed 3 spiders

i knew there were more

gonk

[im deathly afraid of spiders]

I'm so sorry!
That's the absolute worst!

A similar thing happened to one of my friends.
We were trying to air her room out after an unfortunate incident occurred.

And then all of these crazy weird bugs flew in the window and took up residence.
And the stench refused to go away either.

I suggest relocation to the couch or some other comfortable place for sleeping.

Spiders are really scary. :[

[NobodyImportant1026378]

Synthesized Girl

So, GD.

I haven’t worn pants in weeks.
God only knows when the last time my hair was brushed.
I decided cutting my own hair was a GOOD IDEA.
I’ve been listening to crap like John Mayer and can now sing along with most of his music.
I’ve spent way too much time on the Internet.
I walked into a Burger King and actually said, “This place is made of fail.”
I don’t remember the last time I slept.
I accidentally let bits of Internet speak out in real life “OMG! STFU ZACH!”
My diet consists primarily of anything microwaveable or pre-packaged.
There is actually a moat of garbage and food building up around my computer and myself.
I’ve seen practically infomercial on late night TV and it’s safe to say, I have picked favorites.

Yes, GD.
It is summer.

DISCUSS:
What kinds of horrible habits do you develop over the summer?
What’s the most pathetic thing that you’ve done over a long holiday?
Is getting a decent amount of sleep over-rated?
Why does John Mayer suck so much?

Instead of showering at 7 a.m and at 9 p.m every day, I shower at 3. pm in the summer. I feel like suck a scummer. gonk

[Oh that Emily]

Chickabiddy

Synthesized Girl

I walked into a Burger King and actually said, “This place is made of fail.”

win.


ANYWAY
I've been doing like NOTHING with my summer lol.
And I have another month of nothing before I go somewhere for a week.
Best. Week. Ever.

Hooray for doing absolutely nothing for our summers!
All the cool kids are doing it.

Where are you going? :]

[` a u d i o p h i l e]

Synthesized Girl

` a u d i o p h i l e

Synthesized Girl

` a u d i o p h i l e

Synthesized Girl

` a u d i o p h i l e

i've done that and it is vaiir funny. i was being a dirty irish priest.

You are officially my hero. xd

How did the half naked Russian chicks like some dirty Irish lurrrvvvvv?

I personally like trying to sex up telemarketers.
My goal is to get them to hang up on ME.

russian chick hung up on me! o=

if you ask those guys how you can help them they get confused.
especially if you ask them to go out to dinner with them or ask them to be your new bestfriend.
xd

She hung up on you?
That's horrible!
I'd have tracked that b***h down and slapped her.

Ohgod I know.
I actually almost feel bad for telemarketers.
They take so much abuse from us.

There was this one guy I was talking to.
And I just went into this rant about being the Poke master.
And when he didn't believe me I just started screaming "PI PIKA PIKACHU!"

Needless to say that guy never called my house again.

i know!
that cold blooded whore!

as awful as it is to telemarketers, they really shouldnt be calling bored teens to sell them gas.
i started screaming at him
MAYBE I LIKE PAYING THROUGH THE NOSE FOR GAS!
after all, its quality im after sir.
I CAN SAVE 47P!?!?! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO TO START WITH?! OH MY GOD! SIGN ME UP! IM SO GLAD YOU CALLED! YOUVE CHANGED MY LIFE! YOURE MY BEST FRIEND!

weirdly enough, they didnt call me back either o=
i wonder why.

xd
That probably went down in history as the greatest phone conversation ever.

It's awful at my house though.
My mom absolutely refuses to take any phone calls.
I'm under the impression that she went and racked up a ton of debt.
And is now blatantly avoiding the collectors.
So not only do I get my average telemarketers.
I get angry money collectors.
It's exciting!

I don't understand why they don't call back though.
I mean if I was a telemarketer, I'd be thrilled to have someone who was actually moderately enthused about something.
Most people blatantly hang up the phone without saying anything.

We make it interesting.

ooh a secret debt avoider, exciting!
i would so love to be on the phone to the angry debt collecters!

we get strange german people ringing up aswell.
theyre awesome cool
i only really know attention, my name is, i live at and the numbers.
so i just end up screaming attention 1117453!!

i would love to be a telemarketer, if someone said something strange to me id just say: the pheasant has no agenda.
i think that would put them off their lunatic rant
xd

[Kuraniko]

Synthesized Girl

Kuraniko

Synthesized Girl

Kuraniko

during the summer, my room is a death zone and I dont even spend that much time in it.

its....really messy. And I would clean it because we have all this new free time but:

spiders. ants. other unpleasent bugs.

gonk

Oh dear!
That's terrible!
BUGS?
gonk

EEEEK.

How did that happen?

My window...

its not sealed right...I use to stuff wet tissue paper in all the holes I could find but they just kept finding more holes!!!

D'<

First it was the ants, then spiders came, then...god knows what

last night I was sitting on my bed sobbing because I killed 3 spiders

i knew there were more

gonk

[im deathly afraid of spiders]

I'm so sorry!
That's the absolute worst!

A similar thing happened to one of my friends.
We were trying to air her room out after an unfortunate incident occurred.

And then all of these crazy weird bugs flew in the window and took up residence.
And the stench refused to go away either.

I suggest relocation to the couch or some other comfortable place for sleeping.

Spiders are really scary. :[

Ugh, that most of been horrible!

[i cant open my window due to the fact that there are these weird flying ant things that can get through the screen and that there is a big a** spider web between my screen and window]

I sleep on the couch sometime

ninja