WHO HAS PHONE SEX?

[Ashes for Love]

He was murdered!

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What do people DO during phone sex? Do they narrate sex in the first person or something?

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That sounds retarded.

[Deathnotronic]

Chansu-kun

Its just sex without... touching. At all.
In otherwords, it's utterly pointless.

Click on little L!

it shows initiative

cool cool

[Awlen]

It's not so bad.

[Deathnotronic]

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He was murdered!

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What do people DO during phone sex? Do they narrate sex in the first person or something?

more or less

That sounds retarded.

Well shes 4 hours away what am i gonna do?

[FlowerOfLife]

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He was murdered!

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What do people DO during phone sex? Do they narrate sex in the first person or something?

more or less

That sounds retarded.

If you're eloquent with words, it's pretty amazing. It's just listening to your boyfriend/girlfriend or whoever masturbating while you're doing it as well. I don't see how that's retarded lol.

[Crippled Marionette]

i don't think i would be able to suppress my laughter.

[Starreh]

hakeber

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Starreh

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What do people DO during phone sex? Do they narrate sex in the first person or something?

My friend's ex wanted her to moan really loud on the phone during phone sex but she was embarrassed so he threw the phone across the room and then hung up.

surprised

Haha, wow, anger much?
I'd feel embarassed to have phone sex in the first place.

Good luck with real sex then. domokun

Actually, I find phone sex to be way, way more embarrassing than real sex. Real sex is just better.

Plus, you don't have the uncontrollable urge to crack up throughout sex as you do with phone sex, like Crippled Marionette said. Unless your partner is really, really just that bad.

[Anime_Lover1]

Psh. I do it. confused
It entertains me. As well as excites me.

hakeber

If you're eloquent with words, it's pretty amazing. It's just listening to your boyfriend/girlfriend or whoever masturbating while you're doing it as well. I don't see how that's retarded lol.

QFE. :3
Agreed.

[BOB ROSS G4Y VERSION]

lol

[Cliff the Drama Llama]

inb4hearingaids

[PnkSktchr]

I have phone sex with my boyfriend. We want to wait for actual sex until we're married, but now I can't wait since just plain phone sex with him rocks... =)

[plantain supernova]

Like real sex, it's supposed to be FUN. Those who bash it have never just given it a shot, yes it does pale in comparison, but look at it as an opportunity to hone your cunning linguistics.

[Meet in Copenhagen]

Some kid at my school had phone sex (and he was a total nerd y'know the bush loving, new-balance wearing nerdwad who had a voice like an old man) Anyways I think they girl told everyone and I almost crapped myself when I heard. rofl

[kieora]

He was murdered!

my girlfriend calls me for phone sex when shes out of town with her job. its so strange but its okay, though real sex is better.


honestly though WHO ACTUALLY HAS PHONE SEX?
is it more or less popular than cybering?

obviously your girlfriend and you do!

[fdfncfdk]

Blackened Hopes

FullofRabies2

I used to think phone sex was girls putting a phone in their vaginas