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TomtaJolz
Roll over and say: "I've had better!"

hahaha, Liar Liar

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TomtaJolz
Roll over and say: "I've had better!"

hahaha, Liar Liar


Yup that'd be from that movie! xd

And one from the Snickers Crunch commercial a while back...

"I think your sister's pretty!"
the most horrible thing to hear in the bed is "your boring me"
Ryku Xr
theresnoonehere
But it kinda makes you wonder... If the Adam and Eve story is true... and there was only two people on the earth adn they had kids. How did we all get here?

SOMEONE HAD TO DO THEIR SISTER! eek



Yeah that's what I thought too.


sry to turn this into a bible talk but....THATS Y THE BIBLE DOESNT MAKE SENSE!!!! adam and eve only had sons..2 of them, and one was killed by the other so.....
scream out your own name.
Before sex always ask, "Are there any treads left on the tire? Or is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?"
DarkDiab
Before sex always ask, "Are there any treads left on the tire? Or is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?"
T 0T you stole that from family guy... its still funny though X3
Oooppsssie dropped something.
don't say speed it up because your favorite show is on in 45 minutes.
beast2003
she sometimes calls me daddy



oh daddy i been a bad bad girl (lmao)
things not to say during sex

~someone elses name
~can you go any deeper i dont feel a thing
~you suck im done


things to say during sex

~harder baby
~dont stop
~mmm....yea right there
~fatser faster
Well, I've learned that reaching for the remote is never a good idea. Also "Do you accept Visa?" is right out...so is any remark about cousins, brothers, sisters, and/or former boy/girlfriends...
Worst then saying an ex name is to scream out your moms name during sex.
livvylove2000
Worst then saying an ex name is to scream out your moms name during sex.



Yeah, that's bad... so is screaming out random politician's names. Example:

"Oh CLIIINNTTTOOONNN!!!!!"
here is another one "Man, I usually charge 50 bucks for that"

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