Liri
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- Posted: Sun, 29 Jan 2006 00:55:41 +0000
So yesterday I was just driving along, minding my own buisness when
WAM.
I see this thing in the middle of the road. I didn't hit it, though. It was like a lump. Of fur. Like the world's largest road kill that had to be hit by a ******** SEMI. I get out of the car and it was all likelikelike.
WATIF.
It was hella fat DEER with ANTLERS and it was all, like, dead. So I discovered the world's largest roadkill. And I wasn't really sure what to do with it so I just drove off. o___O;;;;;
BUT IT WAS GONE IN THREE HOURS!
Do you think it was:
A) Playing dead.
B) Taken by starving children.
C) Suburban vultures and hardcore black birds.
D) A deer murder and the murderer came back to get rid of the evidence.
DISSCUS.
- Roadkill in general.
- Where the ******** does roadkill go?
- Does someone take it to a dumpster?
- How much would do you think they get paid?
- Do you think they use rubber gloves while picking up the deceased animal / thing?
- Are squirrels suicidal?
WAM.
I see this thing in the middle of the road. I didn't hit it, though. It was like a lump. Of fur. Like the world's largest road kill that had to be hit by a ******** SEMI. I get out of the car and it was all likelikelike.
WATIF.
It was hella fat DEER with ANTLERS and it was all, like, dead. So I discovered the world's largest roadkill. And I wasn't really sure what to do with it so I just drove off. o___O;;;;;
BUT IT WAS GONE IN THREE HOURS!
Do you think it was:
A) Playing dead.
B) Taken by starving children.
C) Suburban vultures and hardcore black birds.
D) A deer murder and the murderer came back to get rid of the evidence.
DISSCUS.
- Roadkill in general.
- Where the ******** does roadkill go?
- Does someone take it to a dumpster?
- How much would do you think they get paid?
- Do you think they use rubber gloves while picking up the deceased animal / thing?
- Are squirrels suicidal?
