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So, I'm watching this movie, and I gotta admit... It's exactly the same as my friend's reaction to the original advertisement that aired during the last super bowl. Upon seeing the advertisement, he said, "Holy s**t, was that a transformer, riding a dragon, with a sword?!" It's literally the only proper reaction to this movie.

It's so convoluted, so random, and so jam packed with crazy fight scenes that are partially comical that I can hardly tell which way is up. The opening scene is literally forgotten until about 69% of the way through the movie.

The plotline is literally the same subplot that we've had for the first 3 movies, but now it's actually the main focus: humans are mad at the transformers, both autobots and decepticons, so they're hunting them down.

But now we have even more racist adaptations to robots. There's literally a fat, bearded, cigar smoking armybot that took Ironside's place, a duster wearing, smg wielding, mobster like bot, and there's even a japanese accented samurai robot. It literally looks like a samurai with a metal, human, face.

And now we have some kickass dinobots. Who are actually pretty funny to watch. Cause they s**t on everything.

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Bearded man with the long hair takes the win.

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