Today's Dear Abby is pretty goddamn funny

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[Enigma Dong]

I very rarely read Dear Abby, but as I was checking out my horoscope today the headline caught my eye. Check it:

Quote:

Don't 'punch out' transsexual
DEAR ABBY: I recently met a gorgeous woman I'll call "Giselle." After we had dated for a couple of months and became physically involved, she told me she had had gender reassignment surgery and used to be a man! I was, to say the least, shocked and deeply disturbed.
I did not punch out Giselle as I would have liked to -- which brings me to my question. What is the etiquette regarding physically confronting someone like that? Is it the same as hitting a girl? We're roughly the same size. -- DISTRESSED IN VIRGINIA

DEAR DISTRESSED: Because Giselle is now a female, it would, indeed, have been the same as hitting a girl, and I'm glad you restrained yourself. I have a feeling that she was probably more hurt that you stopped seeing her than any physical blow you might have inflicted. As to the "etiquette" regarding hitting her, if you hit someone of either gender, it is assault and battery -- or possibly worse -- and it's a crime that can land you in jail. Be glad you controlled your temper.

If this is a joke it's pretty amusing. If it's real it's friggin' hilarious.

[mourning dove]

Yeah, that was pretty funny. I like reading Dear Abbey, some of the people who write are idiots lol

[MissMoppy]

That's so freakin' funny. : D

[Omega Jimes]

I would have puched her/him/it down some stairs >.<

But thats me, I'm a mean guy.

[but wait. there`s more]

laugh
in
side

[Bondagesecks]

Dear Abby,

Got a problem. I'm a decent, underpaid, hardworking county coroner. It's
important that my family eat meat at least three times a week. But we just can't
afford to with the prices the way they are. So I bring home some choice cuts from my
autopsy subjects. Just mix in the Tuna Helper:and ta-da!

The whole family thinks my new meals are delicious. They ask me what's
my secret. Abby, I think they're getting suspicious. My smart-a** 8-year-old keeps
asking, "Where's all the meat? The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge."

If they find out the truth I don't think they'll understand. Abby, what do I tell
my family?
DEAR REAGANOMICS VICTIM: Consult your clergyman. Make sure the body's
blessed and everything should be just fine.

[honk if you`re holly]

XD <3

I love the newspaper.

It's like the internet for grown ups...? domokun

[Affy Tapple]

I read the advice column. It's kinda funny sometimes...

[Bondagesecks]

MissHolleh

XD <3

I love the newspaper.

It's like the internet for grown ups...? domokun

Gah, our paper sucks. It's close minded and biased. Even the comics suck.

[Affy Tapple]

MissHolleh

I love the newspaper.

It's like the internet for grown ups...? domokun

lol, minus the porn and trolls, of course.

[Bondagesecks]

Affy Tapple

MissHolleh

I love the newspaper.

It's like the internet for grown ups...? domokun

lol, minus the porn and trolls, of course.

Don't forget chatspeak. Actually it would be funny if the newspapers had chatspeak in 'em.

[[ puttanesca ]]

ahhh.

haha. some of the "Dear Abby" customers/people are idiots. [no offense]

[bey0ndthinking]

hahha... how sad...

[Bondage Zombie]

What would you do if you found it out?

[Swordsman Amun]

Gender reassignment is so idiotic. You aren't actually that gender, so what's the point? If anyone has gone through any surgery, they know recovery is a b***h. Why bother going through it for a few non-functioning organs?