TO ALL YOU PLAYA HATERZ OUT THERE.

[howdoishotweb2]

BRAVADO. AN EMOTION THAT TENDS TO GET ME INTO MORE AND MORE TROUBLE EVERYDAY. IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS EXITING TEH STORE HAVEING BOUGHT AN ICE CREAM. A FEW BULLIES CAME OUT FROM THE ALLEY NEXT TO ME AND STARTED TO HARRAS ME. BEING THE MACHOESQUE MAN I THOUGHT I WAS I STARTED TO MOUTH OFF. THEY TOOK IT PERSONALLY AND A FEW SWINGS WERE SWUNG. I HIT THE LITTLE BROTHER OF THE MEANEST GUY IN TOWN. NEEDLESS TO SAY I WAS SCARED SHITLESS. THEY RAN OFF.

THE NEXT DAY, I WAS IN MY ROOM PLAYING A GAME WHEN A ROCK FLEW THRU MY WINDOW. I GRABBED IT AND RAN OUT SIDE. THE SAME KIDS CAME ON THEIR BIKES. I THREW THE ROCK AND HIT THE SAME KID FROM YESTERDAY. NOW IM HERE NOW AND THEYRE ALL OUTSIDE WITH STICKS. THEY WANT ME TO COME OUT. WAIT, THE PHONE IS RINGING. ITS A TELEMARKETER. HMMM, HEY GD SHOULD I CHANGE TELEPHONE CARRIERS?

[Teshiruu]

[ghostly_ninja]

Oh no is pikachu gonk

[circlesss]

throw a stick and hit the same kid as yesterday

[LESSTHANPEZ1]

[ZombieShanombie]

Yoda is a Playa Hata.

[[.AntixEmoxTastic.]]

You should go outside, with a shotgun, and see if they come back.

[MiracleNight]

right.....

[funkyshotzz]

LESSTHANPEZ1

gonk

[Demon Eyes Lucien]

Sprint offers a lovely long distance plan.

By the way, grab a bat or something, go outside and start swinging.

[Serial Bear]

Holy Unnecessary Caps Lock, Batman!

[Mourning Star Lucifer]

xboomx

throw a stick and hit the same kid as yesterday

[dirty old sod]

You are from 4chan arn't you?

[Zero Prince]

thats why te godess made swords, bucky.

[Empress Nena]

dirty old sod

You are from 4chan arn't you?

Then it would have been "I, ANONYMOUS, WHOLE HEARTEDLY GUARANTEE THAT MY GARGANTUAN PHALLUS WOULD HAVE DECORATED THE..." Etc etc random rubbish. George Zimmer, mens warehouse, guarantee.