So, today I was walking along, minding my own business, when a giant croc jumps out infront of me.
I screamed, obviously, but the croc didn't care.
It started yelling about Lance Bass trying to rape it and how he misses Steve.
So, I tried to escape but it just kept following me.
It didn't leave until about an hour ago because I threatened it with Lance Bass.
It's times like these when I sit and think, "Why did Steve have to die?"
emo
Clearly marked discussion/spoonfeed/forkfeed/knifefeed/analblockage/violentconstipation/dicksuck:
Steve Irwin.
Crocs.
Lance Bass.
Rape.
Being ded.
Has anything like this ever happened to you?
How does this make you feel?
Do you believe eet?