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Teh Chou
You know, sometimes I think about Gawd. Not God, Gawd. And then I- OH s**t BEES!


Oh noes. D:


....... gonk SPATULA.
This forum kind of reminds me of a weird story I heard. It might have been a Darwin Award or something.

Anyways it goes like this:

This guys builds a weird electrical apparatus to get his rocks off. He uses it, he blows his load, the "moisture" causes a short-circuit and he electrocutes himself.

Nasty way to die.
Watertrainer06
I was sodomised at church once by one of my friend's dads, so naturaly, sex and religion come hand-in-hand in my book. Wheneevr I see or hear someone pray, I get a big ******** hardon.

As for jacking off, thats cool. I have this vid of me jerking off on my computer, and sometimes when I feel silly, I play it and start jerking off.


Yeah. That's kind of like what happened to me too. stressed I don't really want to get into it, though. sweatdrop

Long story short, religion turns me on now, but I can never trust a priest again. crying
I thought about God and religion once... then the reality that both ar just myths struck me like a flying potatoe.
blackchaos13
I thought about God and religion once... then the reality that both ar just myths struck me like a flying potatoe.


I like how the 'e' that was supposed to follow "ar" somehow migrated to the end of "potato."

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