SO I WAS HAVING BRUNCH WITH [Gash].....

[The `GAY` Door Knob]

So i was having brunch with [Gash] at the mall. Suddenly, i see a -White Beyonce-. She had some really Pretty Feet. So i said 'Hay! Wanna have some hawt Nemo Sex?'
She was all like 'I'm Miss Riddle and you have to solve a riddle in order to get down with me, kthx'
So i was like 'Ok tell me the riddle!'
And she said, 'No way! Why don't you go [U ][M][P] in the chatterbox, n00b, you don't belong in my GD talk2hand '
I started to harrass her, but then Hero Propoganda came crashing through the window.
He rescued that beautiful -White Beyonce-
And i was screwed.
"Sorry, man, Urpenus isn't coming out just yet." my p***s said. "You'll just have to hire The Stripper again."
So i did.
THE END!

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[geedeerotica v3]

sounds like fun

[Shining Recollections]

You left me out. neutral

[User_4585392]

That's one hell of a story there.

[p`andemonium]

NO WAI! neutral

[Full Of Rabies]

I giggled.

[[_Shushed_]]

I got nothing out of that.
Not a clue.

[Asthenosphere]

Thats A Lot Of Name Drop.

[MUSTARD_MANIAC]

That's a lot o' namedrops there.

[c h i r u d e s u]

I wish my life was a little less seedy, why am I always so greedy?

story or namedrop?

Wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy...

[its Jozz]

I lol'ed.
Not bad for such an odd story.

[PINKYMIESTER]

lol

[XxXTheDarknessXxX]

white beyonce is a guy who is gay

[RFJ the Original]

You should have taken pix.

[murmurmaid]

Cool beans.