Secret Penguin Man
They sure as hell better not try out something as retarded as that. The admins are gonna get themselves on hell of a lickin' for stupid s**t like that.
And I say lickin' in the context of getting themselves a good beatin'.
As unlikely as this sounds, I want a flintlock rifle, make myself look like a sort of mountain man.
At least a Bowie Knife.
But my guess is it's gonna be an animal, a weapon (probably a sword or a bow, dammit), and some special little item.
Right now you are the mountainman gardener?