Portable safes are POINTLESS

[Candy Ipo]

I mean, think about it. It's portable. That makes it very easy to steal. Why waste your time trying to break into it at the scene of the crime? Just take it home with you! xd

It's funny when I tell people this. Quite a lot of people have portable safes or want to buy one. They don't realize how stupid it is.

Discuss other useless items.

[[lol]]

Another useless Item...
Cellphones. When people have a cellphone and NEVER turn it on.


LOL, portable safes... FUNNY!

[LittleLance]

thats what i've been trying to tell you!

[Des Esseintes]

Flavoured condoms.

What is the ******** point?

I'm afraid of technology. I'm especially afraid of products that try to make genitals taste nicer. If we're created in the image of God, then surely our natural bodily tastes should be near perfect. They should be making v****a flavoured soft drinks, not trying to make the v****a taste like coca-cola.

[misstickle]

My Dad had a portable lock box thingy. I was able to open it with a paperclip from the safety of my bed room

[[lol]]

Georges Jacques Danton

Flavoured condoms.

What is the ******** point?

I'm afraid of technology. I'm especially afraid of products that try to make genitals taste nicer. If we're created in the image of God, then surely our natural bodily tastes should be near perfect. They should be making v****a flavoured soft drinks, not trying to make the v****a taste like coca-cola.

So you can give a b*****b and not get mouth herpes.

[Candy Ipo]

misstickle

My Dad had a portable lock box thingy. I was able to open it with a paperclip from the safety of my bed room

Oooh, what did this lock box thingy have in it? xd

[misstickle]

Candy Ipo

misstickle

My Dad had a portable lock box thingy. I was able to open it with a paperclip from the safety of my bed room

Oooh, what did this lock box thingy have in it? xd

Money, just coins but when I was about 14 this was a wonderful discovery. There was always about 30 dollars in there.

Dad was always telling mum off for taking it but the didn't figure out it was me.

[Des Esseintes]

tomatasoupe

Georges Jacques Danton

Flavoured condoms.

What is the ******** point?

I'm afraid of technology. I'm especially afraid of products that try to make genitals taste nicer. If we're created in the image of God, then surely our natural bodily tastes should be near perfect. They should be making v****a flavoured soft drinks, not trying to make the v****a taste like coca-cola.

So you can give a b*****b and not get mouth herpes.

You don't need flavouring for that.

And I've never seen a flavoured female condom.

[Apanthropy]

It's so your poor a** friends don't try and sneak dollar bills laying around your room.

[Alassin Sane]

Georges Jacques Danton

tomatasoupe

Georges Jacques Danton

Flavoured condoms.

What is the ******** point?

I'm afraid of technology. I'm especially afraid of products that try to make genitals taste nicer. If we're created in the image of God, then surely our natural bodily tastes should be near perfect. They should be making v****a flavoured soft drinks, not trying to make the v****a taste like coca-cola.

So you can give a b*****b and not get mouth herpes.

You don't need flavouring for that.

And I've never seen a flavoured female condom.

but who would want regular flavored lube in their mouth?
I mean, you're not tasting the p***s anyway because you need protection, so it might as well taste better.

[NintendoKore]

Portable items are all dumb you lose them alot!

[Apanthropy]

Alassin Sane

Georges Jacques Danton

tomatasoupe

Georges Jacques Danton

Flavoured condoms.

What is the ******** point?

I'm afraid of technology. I'm especially afraid of products that try to make genitals taste nicer. If we're created in the image of God, then surely our natural bodily tastes should be near perfect. They should be making v****a flavoured soft drinks, not trying to make the v****a taste like coca-cola.

So you can give a b*****b and not get mouth herpes.

You don't need flavouring for that.

And I've never seen a flavoured female condom.

but who would want regular flavored lube in their mouth?
I mean, you're not tasting the p***s anyway because you need protection, so it might as well taste better.

What if they make them too flavorful though.

People might start losing penises left and right.

(ps hi ilu)

[miss jaxon]

Georges Jacques Danton

tomatasoupe

Georges Jacques Danton

Flavoured condoms.

What is the ******** point?

I'm afraid of technology. I'm especially afraid of products that try to make genitals taste nicer. If we're created in the image of God, then surely our natural bodily tastes should be near perfect. They should be making v****a flavoured soft drinks, not trying to make the v****a taste like coca-cola.

So you can give a b*****b and not get mouth herpes.

You don't need flavouring for that.

And I've never seen a flavoured female condom.

they're called dental dams.

[Candy Ipo]

misstickle

Candy Ipo

misstickle

My Dad had a portable lock box thingy. I was able to open it with a paperclip from the safety of my bed room

Oooh, what did this lock box thingy have in it? xd

Money, just coins but when I was about 14 this was a wonderful discovery. There was always about 30 dollars in there.

Dad was always telling mum off for taking it but the didn't figure out it was me.

I once took quarters out of my dad's truck to buy ice cream for me and a friend when I was seven. I didn't ask him beforehand if it would be alright.
He said that stealing was wrong and I'd have to earn that money... I had to throw away all the rotten guavas under our guava tree. That was sick! Rotten guavas smell nasty and they're very mushy and full of bugs. I learned my lesson, though, and never did that again. xd