oooh weird my best friend just said his cousin

[muertes]

"wants to smash"
which is awkward b/c his cousin ALWAYS hangs out w/ us
like i can't remember the last time i saw my bestie and his cousin wasn't there
i like the dude but i honestly have never considered him to be a viable sexual partner

also we all got wasted the other day and i slept at the cousin's house
he slept on the couch and gave me his bed

hm
awkward


discuss: how to avoid some1 who is always at ur bff's house

[PrickEnvy]

But what if he has a really beautiful package to offer.

[muertes]

PrickEnvy

But what if he has a really beautiful package to offer.

he IS rly skinny
idk man
it would be weird
also we're both named alex
idk

[u good bro]

just dont respond the message will be received

[muertes]

puppy snores

just dont respond the message will be received

well i mean i just ignored that text and continued w/ the previous conversation does that work

[PrickEnvy]

muertes

PrickEnvy

But what if he has a really beautiful package to offer.

he IS rly skinny
idk man
it would be weird
also we're both named alex
idk

Oh oh oh.
That makes sense, I guess.

Too bad, though. Woulda been hella convenient.

[u good bro]

muertes

puppy snores

just dont respond the message will be received

well i mean i just ignored that text and continued w/ the previous conversation does that work

yeah same effect

if you flat out say no i feel like then it becomes a challenge

[2 graves]

never have sex w/ some1 who shares your name!!!!

[Zombie Spider Fiend]

Awkward

[muertes]

Zombie Spider Fiend

Awkward

like honestly
i hate that word
but i feel like this is one of the rare instances where it's actually appropriate????

[A Girl-Faced Guy Returns]

Zombie Spider Fiend

Awkward

Just imagine them screaming
each others' names when they're
about to climax together...priceless.

[SurrealisticPill0w]

This afternoon, one of my friends wrote me on Facebook and says: "My friend so and so likes you. He wants me to give you his phone number so you guys can chat and get to know each other." I'm like stare
I have never in my life seen or heard of this guy.
And I flat out said: "No. I don't know him, how does he like me? STRANGER DANGER!" My friend left it at that.