Last night I babysat my cousin's two kids and learned way too much about him and his wife in the process. I show up and stop dead in the door seeing his four year old daughter running around with a huge flesh colored d***o, she ran up to her mom and smacked her with it and then turned toward me. Being the wonderful auntie (that is what they call me) that I am I turned her back around and sent her after her dad, seriously I didn't want something that had been in either of her parents in a sexual manner touching me! Before they left I made them take the damn d***o away from the kid but then later on I saw her smack her sister with a riding crop...apparently another toy stolen from her parents room. stare
Discuss:
Weird sex things you learn about your family
Things you never wanted to see
Dildos and how you do or do not hope they are sanitized