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A few months ago, like seven, eight maybe, One of my friends on Gaia left this joke in my comment thing


A blind man is walking on the city sidewalk, trying to get to his apartment, when he passes by a Fish-Selling Stand, sniffs the air, and loudly proclaims, 'Hello, Ladies!'


Now, I got offended because I thought he meant that I smelled like fish, like, my body smelled like fish


and he started laughing at me and I didn't understand.


So this morning, I woke up and realized what it meant. I felt so dumb that I started to hit myself. I'm never slow with things like that, so the whole idea of it taking me eight months to understand a joke made me want to shoot myself.


So GD, discuss:

Are you slow at understanding jokes?
Do you think I'm stupid? [yes<3]
'


For those who don't understand already: A woman's c**t supposedly smells like fish
The man had a thing for fish? surprised
LvKyo
The man had a thing for fish? surprised

>_O
xd xd

I'm terribly slow with things, and quite dense.

I don't get hints very well.

It doesn't smell much like fish anyway, it's got its own distinctive tang.
- Mr Lucifer Box, Esq.
Colt 45, two Zigzags.
Ok, that song just popped into my mind.
surprised
I got it first time though.
Although it took me forever to get that "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke.
That's slow. rofl
Colt 45, and two zigzags, baby that's all we need...
We can go to the park, after dark an' smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn, singing them dirty rap songs
Stop to hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell, riding through Palm Dale

Okay I'll stop now, the song is just so catchy
Usually I can get this kind of thing, but... :/
Lucifer Box

It doesn't smell much like fish anyway, it's got its own distinctive tang.
- Mr Lucifer Box, Esq.

I know, That's why I really didn't understand.

But he still laughed. Goddamn
I don't get it.

D:
I catch on pretty quick.


I got that joke 1 second aftre reading it.
Psychotically

*twirls in*
lol
Chocolate Chip Cookies~CCC
Gimme a comment;I comment back
[.`A Post For Skittles`.]
*twirls out*


Deranged
The fact that you missed that for so long makes you amazing, not stupid. heart

Also, a little bit precious, if you don't mind my saying.


I know there are plent of instances in which I've missed something really really obvious, but I can't think of any right off the top of my head, so I'll poke fun at my mum instead. : D

My aunt got my little sister a birthday card that said "I'm sorry you don't have any titties yet, but here's some tp; hopefully it'll rub off on them instead of your a**." Basically just saying "you wipe your a** with this and it's huge, so maybe your boobies will stop being so tiny if you wipe them too". Only, you know, better worded. Anyway, my mum sat there arguing with us forEVER that really she was just meant to stuff her bra.

You know, after I type all of that out, it just doesn't seem quite that funny anymore.

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It's because the v****a smells like fish?

o_o

I don't get iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. gonk

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