My cousin Patrick (he was about 5 at the time) told me he was going to marry me. His older brother said, "you can't do that, you're related".
Patrick said, "when I'm an adult I can do whatever I want".
An ex apparently saw her dad slip her mom some tongue when they kissed one night, and shortly thereafter tried the same thing while being kissed goodnight. Her mom yelled at her to only do that with boys. Her dad said never to do with boys, either.
As a child, lacking a full understanding of posse and a similar-sounding term, I used to love to call someone annoying a posse.
GREMLYNS PANTS HAVE BEEN PULLED DOWN A FEW TIMES WHILST BABYSITTING. THEY FOUND IT QUITE FUNNY, GREMLYN DIDN'T. THE PARENTS TOOK CARE OF IT THOUGH AND IT NEVER HAPPENED AGAIN.
A FEW KIDS GREMLYN BABYSAT FOR WANTED TO MARRY GREMLYN. GREMLYN TOLD THEM ONCE THEY WERE 18. THEY SEEMED HAPPY ENOUGH WITH THAT. ^___^
"GREMLYN, WHAT'S A d***o?"
"HEE HEE. GREMLYN GUESS WHAT?? GUESS WHAT?? SCREW MEANS..SEX"
"WHAT'S A c**t?"
O______O GREMLYN HAD FUN ANSWERING THOSE. HEE HEE..GREMLYNS MOM DIDN'T APPRECIATE GREMLYN SHARING THAT INFORMATION WITH HIM TOO MUCH. >__<