Polynomika
Muppet Bones
I can see how it could work for a man. But how the crap could a woman get pleasure from a corpse?
With the onset of rigor mortis, there's some kind of reaction that results in vasocongestion in the nether regions, which results in an erection of sorts. I don't know the specifics, but my mortician cousin explained it to me once.
Now if you're a necrophilous lesbian, you're just screwed.
... or not screwed, I guess.
(: Nice touch.
Honestly, the main point for me is that it's illegal. If it weren't I would be kind of like I am about abortion and many other things- technically against, definitely not for me, but if that's your thing, I'm still gonna say 'o.o' and 'um...ew?' but whatever, it's ultimately your choice. I guess. o.o;;
Also, that e-mail made me laugh. (: