MY POEM TO THE GD

[ShaDawna]

OH GD, OH GD
You've been oh so naughty
When it's time for all the thanking
I'll be giving you a spanking

For you snobs and attention whores alike
For the macho man and the bullest dyke
For all you ********
For the life suckers

I'll force some rhymes
And waste some times
You naughty gains
Knock off the deefiance

For tomorrow is a day of appreciation
******** off if you're from another nation
America rules and our way is the only
IF YOU DON'T CELEBRATE YOU MUST BE LONELY

IGNORANCE, IGNORANCE, IT FEELS SO GOOD
I WOULDN'T CHOSE TO KNOW EVEN THOUGH I COULD
CAPS LOCK IS SUPER ******** GREAT
YOU BETTER GET READY OR YOU'LL BE LATE

Wait

What was the point in this, I must have forgot
I think there was, or so I thought

[FloatyNinja]

Great interpretation.

[miserable failure]

Q: And why is he speaking in rhyme?

A: Well if I spoke in prose, it would soon be expos'd
That I really don't know what I'm talking about.
Ad hoc, ad lock, and quid pro quo.
So little time, so much to know!

[ShaDawna]

pseudoephedrine overload

Q: And why is he speaking in rhyme?

A: Well if I spoke in prose, it would soon be expos'd
That I really don't know what I'm talking about.
Ad hoc, ad lock, and quid pro quo.
So little time, so much to know!

WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE