MY DOG IS TRYING TO KILL ME!

[Count Dooku Poonobis]

She keeps lying right in front of were I walk. I've nearly tripped and fallen half a dozen times.
I almost hit my head on the corner of my desk. eek

I tell her not to lay there and raised my voice at her and she finally decided to lay on my bed.

I'm scared if I fall and die my dogs will eventually begin to eat me and no one will know i died till days later when I am half eaten.. sweatdrop

[Deorwynn]

They just love you for your body. So much so they want to eattt it.