MY d**k: AS MUCH AS I THINK 'NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT' . . .

[Uncle Knickknack]

Somebody does.
No matter what.

[Nibiru is a planet]

it's like that one comedian said about titties
if you got em i want to see em

[Uncle Knickknack]

Nibiru is a planet

it's like that one comedian said about titties
if you got em i want to see em

Problem is, 'round these parts my d**k gone done got itself a reputation for gigantism.
Everyone within 10 miles knows the legend of my dong.
I really do wish I was making this up.

[lady dfglkdfjhkldjsh bush]

Uncle Knickknack

Nibiru is a planet

it's like that one comedian said about titties
if you got em i want to see em

Problem is, 'round these parts my d**k gone done got itself a reputation for gigantism.
Everyone within 10 miles knows the legend of my dong.
I really do wish I was making this up.

same

[thot thoughts]

Time to whore yourself out on Tentacl.

[Uncle Knickknack]

lady dfglkdfjhkldjsh bush

Uncle Knickknack

Nibiru is a planet

it's like that one comedian said about titties
if you got em i want to see em

Problem is, 'round these parts my d**k gone done got itself a reputation for gigantism.
Everyone within 10 miles knows the legend of my dong.
I really do wish I was making this up.

same

How unbelievable is this?
I get laid for the first time in FIVE years.
She proceeds to tell ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN TO HER that I am hung like a horse and ******** like a pornstar.

If I had a dollar for every time I've been told to take my pants off, I wouldn't have to go to work.

[lady dfglkdfjhkldjsh bush]

Uncle Knickknack

lady dfglkdfjhkldjsh bush

Uncle Knickknack

Nibiru is a planet

it's like that one comedian said about titties
if you got em i want to see em

Problem is, 'round these parts my d**k gone done got itself a reputation for gigantism.
Everyone within 10 miles knows the legend of my dong.
I really do wish I was making this up.

same

How unbelievable is this?
I get laid for the first time in FIVE years.
She proceeds to tell ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN TO HER that I am hung like a horse and ******** like a pornstar.

If I had a dollar for every time I've been told to take my pants off, I wouldn't have to go to work.

feel that

[Uncle Knickknack]

StrangeBeast

Time to whore yourself out on Tentacl.

I'll give you credit for wanting to see my d**k really badly.

[alcoholocaustt]

lady dfglkdfjhkldjsh bush

Uncle Knickknack

lady dfglkdfjhkldjsh bush

Uncle Knickknack

Nibiru is a planet

it's like that one comedian said about titties
if you got em i want to see em

Problem is, 'round these parts my d**k gone done got itself a reputation for gigantism.
Everyone within 10 miles knows the legend of my dong.
I really do wish I was making this up.

same

How unbelievable is this?
I get laid for the first time in FIVE years.
She proceeds to tell ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN TO HER that I am hung like a horse and ******** like a pornstar.

If I had a dollar for every time I've been told to take my pants off, I wouldn't have to go to work.

feel that

Dude me too.
I live in the metro Detroit area.
Everyone wants the D in the D

[ihainecross]

Uncle Knickknack

Somebody does.
No matter what.

LOL well I am sorry that you have to go through that? xD

[thot thoughts]

Uncle Knickknack

StrangeBeast

Time to whore yourself out on Tentacl.

I'll give you credit for wanting to see my d**k really badly.

Not really badly, but somewhere in between.
d**k is a d**k, tbh.
Some just look better.

[The Blood of the Covenant]

i guess

[Uncle Knickknack]

alcoholocaustt

lady dfglkdfjhkldjsh bush

Uncle Knickknack

lady dfglkdfjhkldjsh bush

Uncle Knickknack

Nibiru is a planet

it's like that one comedian said about titties
if you got em i want to see em

Problem is, 'round these parts my d**k gone done got itself a reputation for gigantism.
Everyone within 10 miles knows the legend of my dong.
I really do wish I was making this up.

same

How unbelievable is this?
I get laid for the first time in FIVE years.
She proceeds to tell ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN TO HER that I am hung like a horse and ******** like a pornstar.

If I had a dollar for every time I've been told to take my pants off, I wouldn't have to go to work.

feel that

Dude me too.
I live in the metro Detroit area.
Everyone wants the D in the D

brb, getting bus ticket.
Detroit's not all that far.
If I were driving, maybe 8 hours.
on a bus, I dunno, 10-12.
Point is, I'm on my way to give every chick in detroit the d.

[alcoholocaustt]

Uncle Knickknack

alcoholocaustt

lady dfglkdfjhkldjsh bush

Uncle Knickknack

lady dfglkdfjhkldjsh bush

same

How unbelievable is this?
I get laid for the first time in FIVE years.
She proceeds to tell ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN TO HER that I am hung like a horse and ******** like a pornstar.

If I had a dollar for every time I've been told to take my pants off, I wouldn't have to go to work.

feel that

Dude me too.
I live in the metro Detroit area.
Everyone wants the D in the D

brb, getting bus ticket.
Detroit's not all that far.
If I were driving, maybe 8 hours.
on a bus, I dunno, 10-12.
Point is, I'm on my way to give every chick in detroit the d.

Where are you at??

Hahah, Uhm, I'm sure the chicks in the D would love the D