Mom.. Sex.. Gross... D:

[Shrivelled And Pink]

gonk

[sharsh]

Leviticus can shove it

I found a box full of dildos and a**l beads in my moms room once.
I couldn't look her in the face for weeks.
I mean..
a**l BEADS.
It's cool that she's into that, but she could have at least put some effort into HIDING it.

At least my moms stash wasn't -that- bad xDD Only a vibrator old as hell, and some KY.

[thecoolestluke]

That's some funny s**t.

[Leviticus can shove it]

Glei

Leviticus can shove it

I found a box full of dildos and a**l beads in my moms room once.
I couldn't look her in the face for weeks.
I mean..
a**l BEADS.
It's cool that she's into that, but she could have at least put some effort into HIDING it.

At least my moms stash wasn't -that- bad xDD Only a vibrator old as hell, and some KY.

I would have been untraumatized if it were only that.
But..
I didn't think normal people used a**l beads.
I'd never even SEEN a**l beads before. Not even in porn. gonk
There are just some things that people need to KEEP hidden.

[sharsh]

Leviticus can shove it

Glei

Leviticus can shove it

I found a box full of dildos and a**l beads in my moms room once.
I couldn't look her in the face for weeks.
I mean..
a**l BEADS.
It's cool that she's into that, but she could have at least put some effort into HIDING it.

At least my moms stash wasn't -that- bad xDD Only a vibrator old as hell, and some KY.

I would have been untraumatized if it were only that.
But..
I didn't think normal people used a**l beads.
I'd never even SEEN a**l beads before. Not even in porn. gonk
There are just some things that people need to KEEP hidden.

It was just weird that I found that of my mom's.. because well. She always acts so, innocent and what not? I don't know xD; Like I said, we're not open at all.

[Eternal10k]

OMG you realized your mom is human, it's the end of your world

[Needless Kane]

Shitty looking vibrator? Or s**t covered vibrator? It could be your dads...

[Red HOOD Warrior]

...:::///¦~

She sounds like an average mom to me... get over it...

~¦:::...

[sharsh]

SoberMonk

Shitty looking vibrator? Or s**t covered vibrator? It could be your dads...

My dad doesn't live with us. rofl


Eternal10k @ I knooow. D: >

[A p o m i x]

it's not as bad as walking in on your parents going at it.

[sharsh]

A p o m i x

it's not as bad as walking in on your parents going at it.

I've walked in on them starting it. But not actually going at it. D:

[[.Cuddle.Slut.]]

My brother was seaching my mothers purse for the money she stole from him and he found her viborator instead, he was like ---

vic: hey veronica, what's this?
v: victor, that's one of those dirty things mom puts in her...
*can continue because I'm laughing so hard*
vic: OH, GOD!!
*drops "toy" and purse and runs to bathroom*

~the end~

[kameron 2-2-5]

mines pulls her pants down in the door way of the bathroom when she reallyt hast to pee...its scary.... burning_eyes burning_eyes

[Needless Kane]

A p o m i x

it's not as bad as walking in on your parents going at it.

Yeah man I know the feeling...I hate walking in my folks arguing.