DDD; i always thoht it was because he was italian and as we all know, stereotypes are always the truth.
So is he in the mafia, to? Don't pay him the coins you owe him, he'll take you out back and have his cronies red shell you.
I just took some sort of sick humor in your sig.
EL OH EL.
Man, that was a touching moment in Video Game history.
UR ALL GAYZ.
Why thankyah both.
Knowledge of his impending doom may be why Mario's so selfless and daring. If you knew you were going to die a slow and painful death, wouldn't you rather risk losing your life in an easy way while heroicly pursuing a hot princess?