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Brought to you by the looooooovely MissMoppy.

So I'm playing Mario and he's swimming, and I begin to wonder...why is Mario so fat?

It's not lack of excersize. He spends a large quantity of time running around Mushroom Kingdom, saving Toads and princesses.

It's not diet. He doesn't eat often. And when he does, he's got what...mushrooms?

So I have settled on the fact that Mario has cancer.

The "drugs" the mushrooms and power-ups are supposedly supposed to symbolize are drugs. Medical drugs and vitamins. He collects so many coins because he has to pay for chemo and more drugs. And his stomach is round because there is a TUMOUR in there.

As for the "lack of ill effects" can you say, for example, "Paper Mario"? Very ill side effect, k thx.

It all makes perfect sense now. Like why he doesn't just leave the useless princess on her own.
He needs the money.

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Is he going to die? ;-;
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DDD; i always thoht it was because he was italian and as we all know, stereotypes are always the truth.
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Is he going to die? ;-;


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Only time will tell.

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emo
If he dies, we'll at least still have Luigi.
If Mario loses weight...He will ******** suck and the world will be destroyed and burnt to ashes. Why would you bring this upon us? WHY?
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I thought this was a thread about Ron Jeremy having cancer.

I'm relieved that it's not. *whew*

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If he dies, we'll at least still have Luigi.


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That's like saying, "If you take away the bread, we'll still have butter".
No one wants just butter.
Unless they also want sickness.

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Mario!!! crying

Why are the best among us the ones who fall victim to disease? Get well soon, my friend.
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If he dies, we'll at least still have Luigi.


Yesyes.

I always preferred him over Mario. ^_~
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Vive Le Rock!
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If he dies, we'll at least still have Luigi.
so in other words the princess is doomed?
MissMoppy
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If he dies, we'll at least still have Luigi.


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That's like saying, "If you take away the bread, we'll still have butter".
No one wants just butter.
Unless they also want sickness.

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Yeah, I never really cared for Luigi either. Luigi's Mansion was what sealed it for me.
Chortle Id
DDD; i always thoht it was because he was italian and as we all know, stereotypes are always the truth.
I was thinking the same thing a lot of italians are fat. I am italian. ninja
I prefer to think that he eats more than we think he does.

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