im bout to fall in love with my coworker at this rate

[sIayers]

first of all if u know anything about me you know that i'm a starcraft god, but if you know a little bit more then u know i love russians SO my coworker is russian and

i helped her out with a lot of s**t yesterday (didn't bother me i was supposed to be working anyway) and she like bought me some bomb ghiradeli chocolate today as thanks and then she was like

"have you played age of empires?"

and visions of me hotboxing a blunt in a black coupe as i gunned it across warring nations shooting rockets into their noob asses flooded from the memory banks, my heart swelled, and she was like "i feel like i'm at the end of the dark ages now where everything gets lighter" and i had no recollection of what she was referring to but i welcomed her to the age of enlightenment regardless

[not synthetic]

himmat X russian broad 2015
shipping it

[dead cop city]

you n her are gonna get all the way to imperial in no time

[tiramiiisu]

blaugh

[desucalibur]

Khorosho

[sIayers]

dead cop city

you n her are gonna get all the way to imperial in no time

[sIayers]

myriad kaiser

Khorosho

oh snap

the first russian word i've ever learned.... other than da

gonna keep my ears out and listen for that one

[Hooch Vagooter]

This thread is super cute