I wonder if my dog would drink 80 proof bourbon whiskey.....

[Zombie Cyborg Ninja]

a simpler fhagslag

Zombie Cyborg Ninja

a simpler fhagslag

thats not a drink for doggies

I know, it's like chocolate. But we have to put my dog down soon, so I figure it won't do any harm.

sad

Yep, he's coming up on his 2nd birthday.

[Prism Cloud]

Zombie Cyborg Ninja

Prism Cloud

Zombie Cyborg Ninja

Prism Cloud

Zombie Cyborg Ninja

Prism Cloud

Idk, but my old dog used to knock over my beer cans and lick it up.

I pour beer into my hand and let my dog lap it up. He actually behaves better if you have beer.

Everybody behaves better with beer. emotion_dowant
Until they hit that magic number where they get belligerent and drunk.

I'm never like that. I'm always a loving drunk. Even when getting arrested. My record on the breathalyzer is point three two.

I've never been arrested so I haven't a clue what mine is.

You know, I embellish a bit tho, because when the cops picked me up I went to the psyche ward, and they did a blood test on me, and that's a little more accurate than a breathalyzer.

That's an awfully odd place to take a loving drunk.

[a simpler fhagslag]

Zombie Cyborg Ninja

a simpler fhagslag

Zombie Cyborg Ninja

a simpler fhagslag

thats not a drink for doggies

I know, it's like chocolate. But we have to put my dog down soon, so I figure it won't do any harm.

sad

Yep, he's coming up on his 2nd birthday.

awww hes little

[Zombie Cyborg Ninja]

Prism Cloud

Zombie Cyborg Ninja

Prism Cloud

Zombie Cyborg Ninja

Prism Cloud

Everybody behaves better with beer. emotion_dowant
Until they hit that magic number where they get belligerent and drunk.

I'm never like that. I'm always a loving drunk. Even when getting arrested. My record on the breathalyzer is point three two.

I've never been arrested so I haven't a clue what mine is.

You know, I embellish a bit tho, because when the cops picked me up I went to the psyche ward, and they did a blood test on me, and that's a little more accurate than a breathalyzer.

That's an awfully odd place to take a loving drunk.

I simply told someone that if I were to kill them, I would justify doing it to myself. Clearly as a hypothetical. My mood wasn't elevated, my voice wasn't raised or anything, I just made a round-a-bout way of saying that I didn't care for their opinion.

[Zaxbys Milkshake]

classified_starseed
Ask him?

[Zombie Cyborg Ninja]

a simpler fhagslag

Zombie Cyborg Ninja

a simpler fhagslag

Zombie Cyborg Ninja

a simpler fhagslag

thats not a drink for doggies

I know, it's like chocolate. But we have to put my dog down soon, so I figure it won't do any harm.

sad

Yep, he's coming up on his 2nd birthday.

awww hes little

Naw, he's a good sized dog. I think at this point he's done growing. He's very muscular. Hell, I should go try to take a picture of his perpetually moving a** right now.

[a simpler fhagslag]

Zombie Cyborg Ninja

a simpler fhagslag

Zombie Cyborg Ninja

a simpler fhagslag

Zombie Cyborg Ninja

a simpler fhagslag

thats not a drink for doggies

I know, it's like chocolate. But we have to put my dog down soon, so I figure it won't do any harm.

sad

Yep, he's coming up on his 2nd birthday.

awww hes little

Naw, he's a good sized dog. I think at this point he's done growing. He's very muscular. Hell, I should go try to take a picture of his perpetually moving a** right now.

omgomg omg yes

[Ent With Jokes]

It's peach schnapps for me or nothing. emotion_drool
The dog can have everything else.