Everybody behaves better with beer. emotion_dowant
Until they hit that magic number where they get belligerent and drunk.
I'm never like that. I'm always a loving drunk. Even when getting arrested. My record on the breathalyzer is point three two.
I've never been arrested so I haven't a clue what mine is.
You know, I embellish a bit tho, because when the cops picked me up I went to the psyche ward, and they did a blood test on me, and that's a little more accurate than a breathalyzer.
That's an awfully odd place to take a loving drunk.
I simply told someone that if I were to kill them, I would justify doing it to myself. Clearly as a hypothetical. My mood wasn't elevated, my voice wasn't raised or anything, I just made a round-a-bout way of saying that I didn't care for their opinion.