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Suleiman the Magnificent
even as I am
Suleiman the Magnificent
even as I am
Suleiman the Magnificent

does metal have an explanation for this?

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the common themes of metal trend towards the more extremes of human life, these shepards were renowned for being the first furry roleplayers in history

I wrote a metal song about it:
Pagan mounds of phallic fur
idk
*cracked out drum solo*



in the fields of bulgaria*
come the pagan phallic phur pholk
rampaging with their phallic phurs
communicating to each other with smoke

the pyre is razed
the sky is ablaze
the signal for attack has no begun
their phallic phurs gently whisping through the wind
as the bloodshed doth begun

the image makes complete sense to me now

although idk what a bunch of bulgarians are doing in siberia someone must've pissed stalin off


edited*


now its historically accurate emotion_kirakira

Wheezing Streaker

even as I am
Suleiman the Magnificent
even as I am
Suleiman the Magnificent
even as I am
Suleiman the Magnificent

does metal have an explanation for this?

User Image



the common themes of metal trend towards the more extremes of human life, these shepards were renowned for being the first furry roleplayers in history

I wrote a metal song about it:
Pagan mounds of phallic fur
idk
*cracked out drum solo*



in the fields of bulgaria*
come the pagan phallic phur pholk
rampaging with their phallic phurs
communicating to each other with smoke

the pyre is razed
the sky is ablaze
the signal for attack has no begun
their phallic phurs gently whisping through the wind
as the bloodshed doth begun

the image makes complete sense to me now

although idk what a bunch of bulgarians are doing in siberia someone must've pissed stalin off


edited*


now its historically accurate emotion_kirakira

I'd like to see one of those roll around on its side like a shitty fur log
dude are you really 5'11??? i seriously thought you were like 6'4 im ******** 5'11 and you look like you'd dwarf me in pics ive seen... the ********....

Gatekeeper

Suleiman the Magnificent
even as I am
Suleiman the Magnificent
even as I am
Suleiman the Magnificent

I wrote a metal song about it:
Pagan mounds of phallic fur
idk
*cracked out drum solo*



in the fields of bulgaria*
come the pagan phallic phur pholk
rampaging with their phallic phurs
communicating to each other with smoke

the pyre is razed
the sky is ablaze
the signal for attack has no begun
their phallic phurs gently whisping through the wind
as the bloodshed doth begun

the image makes complete sense to me now

although idk what a bunch of bulgarians are doing in siberia someone must've pissed stalin off


edited*


now its historically accurate emotion_kirakira

I'd like to see one of those roll around on its side like a shitty fur log


i think we should both invest in one, lets import
what do you consider to be your flaws
no physical traits pls

Wheezing Streaker

even as I am
Suleiman the Magnificent
even as I am
Suleiman the Magnificent
even as I am
Suleiman the Magnificent

I wrote a metal song about it:
Pagan mounds of phallic fur
idk
*cracked out drum solo*



in the fields of bulgaria*
come the pagan phallic phur pholk
rampaging with their phallic phurs
communicating to each other with smoke

the pyre is razed
the sky is ablaze
the signal for attack has no begun
their phallic phurs gently whisping through the wind
as the bloodshed doth begun

the image makes complete sense to me now

although idk what a bunch of bulgarians are doing in siberia someone must've pissed stalin off


edited*


now its historically accurate emotion_kirakira

I'd like to see one of those roll around on its side like a shitty fur log


i think we should both invest in one, lets import

I want to wear one to work so when dumb ******** think I want to add their cart to my stack of 10 carts I can roar at them and beat my chest and actually scare them.

human amanda scares no one.

Gatekeeper

Suleiman the Magnificent
even as I am
Suleiman the Magnificent
even as I am
Suleiman the Magnificent

the image makes complete sense to me now

although idk what a bunch of bulgarians are doing in siberia someone must've pissed stalin off


edited*


now its historically accurate emotion_kirakira

I'd like to see one of those roll around on its side like a shitty fur log


i think we should both invest in one, lets import

I want to wear one to work so when dumb ******** think I want to add their cart to my stack of 10 carts I can roar at them and beat my chest and actually scare them.

human amanda scares no one.


HUMAN AMANDA INSTILLED FEAR IN NONE
BUT PHALLIC PHUR PHOLK AMANDA WILL BE THE BANE OF MAN with shopping cart*

Wheezing Streaker

even as I am
Suleiman the Magnificent
even as I am
Suleiman the Magnificent
even as I am
Suleiman the Magnificent

the image makes complete sense to me now

although idk what a bunch of bulgarians are doing in siberia someone must've pissed stalin off


edited*


now its historically accurate emotion_kirakira

I'd like to see one of those roll around on its side like a shitty fur log


i think we should both invest in one, lets import

I want to wear one to work so when dumb ******** think I want to add their cart to my stack of 10 carts I can roar at them and beat my chest and actually scare them.

human amanda scares no one.


HUMAN AMANDA INSTILLED FEAR IN NONE
BUT PHALLIC PHUR PHOLK AMANDA WILL BE THE BANE OF MAN with shopping cart*

I don't human Amanda could even scare a child tbh my genes are a JOKE. I'm so easily startled that I get startled when loud noises TURN OFF. sweatdrop

The giant pagan phallic phur would hide that. twisted

Gatekeeper

Suleiman the Magnificent
even as I am
Suleiman the Magnificent
even as I am
Suleiman the Magnificent

I'd like to see one of those roll around on its side like a shitty fur log


i think we should both invest in one, lets import

I want to wear one to work so when dumb ******** think I want to add their cart to my stack of 10 carts I can roar at them and beat my chest and actually scare them.

human amanda scares no one.


HUMAN AMANDA INSTILLED FEAR IN NONE
BUT PHALLIC PHUR PHOLK AMANDA WILL BE THE BANE OF MAN with shopping cart*

I don't human Amanda could even scare a child tbh my genes are a JOKE. I'm so easily startled that I get startled when loud noises TURN OFF. sweatdrop

The giant pagan phallic phur would hide that. twisted


the pagan phallic phur is love
the pahan phallic phur is life

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What is the value of e?

≈2.71828


What is the value of pi?
Idk


An estimated 3.14159562384... We'll just say 3.14.

What is your favorite flavor of (3.14)(2.71 cool ?
always 2001
dude are you really 5'11??? i seriously thought you were like 6'4 im ******** 5'11 and you look like you'd dwarf me in pics ive seen... the ******** yeah we're the same height. I mean I probably weigh a lot more than you but that's it.
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
what do you consider to be your flaws
no physical traits pls
I'm insecure especially about my face and my voice, I'm arrogant, I don't experience strong emotions enough so when I do experience them I get really confused, I have deep anger issues, and I have severe paranoia and obsessive compulsive disorder.
muertes
soar loser
muertes
rly? i always assumed u were taller than that
i'm almost ur height twisted
Nope. Tall girls ain't never been ******** with it either. Tch.
wait what u can only get short girls is that what ur sayin??? i mean i'll be real w/ ya as a tall lady i like tall guys i can't help it!!!!!!
Basically. Girls don't want to feel tall so... Yeah I get it.
soar loser
always 2001
dude are you really 5'11??? i seriously thought you were like 6'4 im ******** 5'11 and you look like you'd dwarf me in pics ive seen... the ******** yeah we're the same height. I mean I probably weigh a lot more than you but that's it.
broke boy diet :')

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