I gave her the "D."

[UMR - Diamond in the Sky]

Violet is a diamond...

Now I have low self-esteem.

No spoiler, except I'm lying. I'm a virgin. 4 evar

Discuss your first time.

... Hard, tough and durable.

[Arashi Yanagawa]

still a virgin *angstangstangst*

[Dora The Exploded]

He was sweaty and all like "Oooh oh ooh oooh, I'm gonna come soon" and I was like "Okay glhf".

[NARC BY NARC]

your first time is probably the worst and most overrated time ever.

[Arashi Yanagawa]

Dora The Exploded

He was sweaty and all like "Oooh oh ooh oooh, I'm gonna come soon" and I was like "Okay glhf".

did he pull out?

[Intuitive Maelstrom]

Hanging out at the house with friends.

Friends leave

Girl asks me to show her where the bathroom is.

Drags me into guest bedroom.

Unf.

Friends came back before we could finish.

[desupantsu]

Awkward. Painful. Not as enjoyable.
But after a few times it was better 3nodding

[Ambutts]

i hope it involves pizza and bill nye the science guy song