have you ever queefed or farted during sex

[DlLDO FAGGINS]

fufs

DlLDO FAGGINS

One time I was 69'n with this chick and while we were getting our muchies on she farted in my face

So instead of making a big deal of it I told her I get an IOU to fart on her face whenever I want


I find out she was cheating on me a few months later so one night I was at her place and I told her I was cashing in my IOU and I spray farted in her face and broke up with her


True story

ok how the ******** could she not feel a fart coming on

as soon as i felt that ******** i would have screamed GET OFF OF ME NOW and tried to make it go away

She was on top too

Not like she didn't have that option

[Candy Flavored Rohypnol]

no, but i've come close.

[Alyssa Autopsy]

Sober Derseren

I pissed during a handjob once

rofl

[Enchanted Malevolence]

I don't really see how it's in embarrassing. Generally during sex you're trapping the air in her v****a... it has to go somewhere. All the girls here that said it hasn't happened to them during sex are lying.

[Corpus Spongiosum]

Farting? Hell no.
Queefs happen though. When a guy pulls out and back in sometimes it's kind of inevitable, you're trapping air.It's not embarrassing.
Continue on, if the sex is good enough you shouldn't give a ********.