Hamster Sex? D: [Mature Content ;_;]

[Icarus Pan]

Wow. That hampster ws about to get dead.

That, or... Check it for unusually widend body cavities.

[You are a Penis]

Matuso

Well, that's...special.

You should bring it up in about five years, just randomly.

YOU AND HIM: *are in college*
HIM: *eats ramen*
YOU: *eats ramen*
TV: *blasts MTV3*
YOU: So, uh, what were you doing to that hamster?

I so should.

But honestly I would've asked anyways D: I think I'mma ask tomorrow x_X

[Little_Lady_Callie]

That is like... so wrong on so many levels sweatdrop

[Parsath]

Matuso

Well, that's...special.

You should bring it up in about five years, just randomly.

YOU AND HIM: *are in college*
HIM: *eats ramen*
YOU: *eats ramen*
TV: *blasts MTV3*
YOU: So, uh, what were you doing to that hamster?

XD Yes, you must do that... that'd be be awesome... But seriously, that's kinda ******** up... But let's look on the bright side, maybe he was just teaching his hamster sex ed. "See Mr. Fluffy? This is called p***s, this iswhat men stick in- ********!!!"

[You are a Penis]

LeinWulfclawe

Wow. That hampster ws about to get dead.

That, or... Check it for unusually widend body cavities.

Omgew D:
I didnt actually think he'd try to penetrate it x_X

[Dreamparacite]

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[You are a Penis]

Parsath

Matuso

Well, that's...special.

You should bring it up in about five years, just randomly.

YOU AND HIM: *are in college*
HIM: *eats ramen*
YOU: *eats ramen*
TV: *blasts MTV3*
YOU: So, uh, what were you doing to that hamster?

XD Yes, you must do that... that'd be be awesome... But seriously, that's kinda ******** up... But let's look on the bright side, maybe he was just teaching his hamster sex ed. "See Mr. Fluffy? This is called p***s, this iswhat men stick in- ********]

Lmao xD <3

[gogogo reeed]

The Infamous V

You should have helped him out. talk2hand

rofl That's great.

[The Emwo]

O____O HE WAS...
WOw.
Awkward x10.

[Icarus Pan]

You are a p***s

LeinWulfclawe

Wow. That hampster ws about to get dead.

That, or... Check it for unusually widend body cavities.

Omgew D:
I didnt actually think he'd try to penetrate it x_X

Well, I suppose he could get off on the power he possess over the hampster....

But I somehow doubt it.

It's possible he juast got very carried away messing around bored in hios thoughts or whatnot. I've gotten carried away to where it looked like I was doing something really, really, really, really stupid before.

[[Albert Wesker]]

There was this dead skunk in the road.

No one was around.

And it was a Friday night.

Bow-chicka-wrow~~wrow~~~

[You are a Penis]

[Albert Wesker]

There was this dead skunk in the road.

No one was around.

And it was a Friday night.

Bow-chicka-wrow~~wrow~~~

Oi god xD that just made my day xD

[Hand.X.Held]

Matuso

Well, that's...special.

You should bring it up in about five years, just randomly.

YOU AND HIM: *are in college*
HIM: *eats ramen*
YOU: *eats ramen*
TV: *blasts MTV3*
YOU: So, uh, what were you doing to that hamster?

XDD HOMG

[You are a Penis]

LeinWulfclawe

You are a p***s

LeinWulfclawe

Wow. That hampster ws about to get dead.

That, or... Check it for unusually widend body cavities.

Omgew D:
I didnt actually think he'd try to penetrate it x_X

Well, I suppose he could get off on the power he possess over the hampster....

But I somehow doubt it.

It's possible he juast got very carried away messing around bored in hios thoughts or whatnot. I've gotten carried away to where it looked like I was doing something really, really, really, really stupid before.

I certainly hope it was just him doing it out of boredom and not doing that to his hamster ;_;

[Octocunt]

I can't even think of a good reply.
But hot damn, that's awesome.
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